1BROWNWRENCH
Amatuer Malthusian
That's funny. One of my fellow mechanics just recently quit and is now working for TSA.
Security at the guard shack demanding I open my bag for him
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1BROWNWRENCH
Amatuer Malthusian
Some tongs would work.
Richard Harrow
Deplorable.
I always get a kick out of these guys. They sure try and earn their $8.75 an hour, but theyre not too good at what they do.
I have been carrying a non-stickered cellphone in and out for years, and its not just because they can't force me to put some silly sticker on it, but because why should i bother when these doofuses don't see it right there in plain sight.
I also love when I walk through the metal detector and when I don't go off, but they insist on wanding me down anyway, I look them in their eye and say to them "The machine didn't beep, that's profiling I do believe."
I have been carrying a non-stickered cellphone in and out for years, and its not just because they can't force me to put some silly sticker on it, but because why should i bother when these doofuses don't see it right there in plain sight.
I also love when I walk through the metal detector and when I don't go off, but they insist on wanding me down anyway, I look them in their eye and say to them "The machine didn't beep, that's profiling I do believe."
Cementups
Box Monkey
Our guards don't check us drivers for anything anymore. I walk through with my backpack on and my cooler closed and tell the guy to have a nice evening. They finally figured out that if drivers are going to steal anything that we would do it out on the road. But HUB employees still get checked out and wanded.
bill blutnach
Well-Known Member
We had a new guy tonight, he was "blocking" the exit until he checked everything. It was kind of funny
bleedinbrown58
That’s Craptacular
Yeah everytime we get a new guard...the exit line in the guard booth is 18 people deep. They wanna do everything by the book....I just want to leave.
Cool!
I have found cavity searches enjoyable...
How did I know you would, Tie?
bleedinbrown58
That’s Craptacular
(Snaps glove)I have found cavity searches enjoyable...
Why do you have, all those D battries,In your bag?
cachsux
Wah
bleedinbrown58
That’s Craptacular
Because you keep stealing my cucumbers to take home with you
Sarah palin....drill baby drill?
bleedinbrown58
That’s Craptacular
Lmao...heyyy the Dewalt battery is for my radio!
That's your story?....hmm
bleedinbrown58
That’s Craptacular
Dont post , pics of yourself!
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