SERVICE ANIMAL FRAUD IN THE NEWS

Discussion in 'Current Events' started by Wally, Sep 2, 2019.

  1. Wally

    Wally BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns

  2. Operational needs

    Operational needs Virescit Vulnere Virtus

    @Brownslave688 you can NOT bring your mini horses on a flight. Next time leave them home. Lol.
     
  3. BrownArmy

    BrownArmy Well-Known Member

    I delivered to a house with a ‘Service Peacock’, wtf.
     
  4. newfie

    newfie Well-Known Member

    wonder if i can still bring my service elephant
     
  5. oldngray

    oldngray nowhere special

  6. scooby0048

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    Why not, I can still bring my cock. He doodle doos when my blood starts pumping too much.
     
  7. Wally

    Wally BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns

    Those horses can weight up to 250 pounds. Lol, who wants to smell that on a delayed flight?

    What if the hit turbulence and that thing goes flying into a passenger?
     
  8. oldngray

    oldngray nowhere special

    That is still less than @Turdferguson
     
  9. Wally

    Wally BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns

    Tf would buy his seat. The horse needs a seat.
     
  10. Turdferguson

    Turdferguson Just a turd

    I've lost weight, screw you old man
     
  11. olroadbeech

    olroadbeech Happy Verified UPSer

    dog and pony show continues on the brown cafe
     
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  12. vantexan

    vantexan Well-Known Member

    Seems only fair that military members can bring their service revolver.
     
  13. vantexan

    vantexan Well-Known Member

    The other passengers would start shouting until they too became a little hoarse.
     
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  14. rod

    rod retired and happy

    I've been on flights where it looks more like a kennel than an airplane. Time to change the rules. First off NO COMPANION PETS. Service dogs are a different story and should be required to show proof that it is a true Service Dog. Anyone can go on the internet and buy a dog vest that says Service Dog.
     
  15. Old Man Jingles

    Old Man Jingles Rat out of a cage

    Do what The Big Ape does, use a butt plug!
     
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  16. burrheadd

    burrheadd KING Of GIFS

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  17. burrheadd

    burrheadd KING Of GIFS

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  18. Wally

    Wally BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns

    That indeed is a nagging injury. You might even have to pony up and see a doctor.
     
  19. Wally

    Wally BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns

    Yea but people are scamming to classify their mangy mutts as service animals.

    Seeing eyes dogs like the preloaders need, yes... some stupid ankle biting lap dog, no.
     
  20. floridays

    floridays Well-Known Member