So I showed my girlfriend Brown Cafe...

[thisjobaintforeverybody]

Nothing makes the panties wetter than BC.

Is that what the dolls say?

 

[rod]

I can't post a pic, her modeling contract won't allow me to post pics willy nilly.

Yeah, she came up behind me quick, I had to tab out fast.

We've all been there

 

[Wally]

She laughed and was like "you gonna turn out like these bitter bastards if you become a driver?"

I said "sweetie, I already am a bitter bastard."

It was heartwarming. And while 99 percent of you may be bitter and perverted, you really do give some straight-up useful information, and I appreciate it. Carry on.

Tell that fat beotch to shut up and to make you a sammich!

 

[Indecisi0n]

Tell that fat beotch to shut up and to make you a sammich!

And not ham and cheese. I want a good damn sandwich this time.

 

[HEFFERNAN]

I can't post a pic, her modeling contract won't allow me to post pics willy nilly.

Yeah, she came up behind me quick, I had to tab out fast.

She do anal?

Yeah, if I ask her nicely.

Do you?

Take it easy, Kevin Spacey
That's how you got in trouble !!

 

[sailfish]

Is that what the dolls say?

No but I get tired of cleaning them every time I get on here.

 

[Brown Biscuit]

She laughed and was like "you gonna turn out like these bitter bastards if you become a driver?"

I said "sweetie, I already am a bitter bastard."

It was heartwarming. And while 99 percent of you may be bitter and perverted, you really do give some straight-up useful information, and I appreciate it. Carry on.

Just noticed your avatar is Logic’s mixtape -Young Sinatra. Did we just become best best friends?! The Incredible True Story is one of my top 5 albums.

 

[zubenelgenubi]

Just noticed your avatar is Logic’s mixtape -Young Sinatra. Did we just become best best friends?! The Incredible True Story is one of my top 5 albums.

Used to be the narrator from Fight Club. I enjoyed referencing the movie everytime I commented on his threads. Now the comments just don't make sense...

 

[bbsam]

Nothing makes the panties wetter than BC.

BM does.

 

[sailfish]

BM does.

Wet bowel movements?

 

[MyTripisCut]

BM does.

Bionic Member?

 

[sailfish]

Bionic Member?

Butt mating.

 

[bbsam]

Wet bowel movements?

Yes. Slick. No lube necessary.

 

[zubenelgenubi]

Butt mating.

Thanks for that link. I enjoy a good train wreck.

 

[dookie stain]

I wanna see your girlfriends brown cafe.

 

[burrheadd]

I wanna see your girlfriends brown cafe.

Fudge sundae?

 

[dookie stain]

Fudge sundae?

With a cherry on top boy! Roll damn tide

 

[burrheadd]

With a cherry on top boy! Roll damn tide

Sick bastid

 

[Ghost in the Darkness]

Tell her to take some time off in early August, so you can spend a little more time together when we go on strike.

 

[iowa boy]

BM does.

@brownmonster?