So I showed my girlfriend Brown Cafe...

[budlight]

Yeah, she came up behind me quick, I had to tab out fast.

Funny. I didn't hear mine come home just yesterday as I was watching some fine looking black chick using some rotary fake tongue thing on her clit. I wasn't jerkin' it or anything, not even chubbed, but I was enthralled. Then she spoke up from behind me. So I went into the check this ish out spiel. Maybe you should get one of these things. Yeaah...

 

[watdaflock?]

I showed your GF my browncafe, too. She offered to bleach it.

 

[bbsam]

She laughed and was like "you gonna turn out like these bitter bastards if you become a driver?"

I said "sweetie, I already am a bitter bastard."

It was heartwarming. And while 99 percent of you may be bitter and perverted, you really do give some straight-up useful information, and I appreciate it. Carry on.

First rule of Brown Cafe is never to show it to the significant other. Now we have to kill you and your significant other.

For a price, we’ll kill only her.

Welcome to the dark web, BC style.

 

[Indecisi0n]

I showed your GF my browncafe, too. She offered to bleach it.

Bleach changes the flavor just to let you know.