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Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by Brownslave688, Jan 18, 2019.

  1. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

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  2. oldngray

    oldngray nowhere special

  3. Wally

    Wally BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns

  4. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

  5. Wally

    Wally BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns

    The mods will merge threads.
     
  6. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    No. Mine is far superior.
     
  7. Johney

    Johney Well-Known Member

    Workers comp claim denied after falling through ice and getting hypothermia.
     
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  8. Poop Head

    Poop Head Lovin' every minute of it!

    I heard he jumped in there, only to hold the dog under and drown it. The neighbors came out so he quit trying to kill it.
     
  9. Covemastah

    Covemastah And the Reign Of Terror Continues!! Pats # 6 !!!

    You ,,,, are sick !!!!
     
  10. clipperman

    clipperman Member

    I have 4 or 5 dogs on my route that I’d love to catch on some thin ice with a giant brick in my hand
     
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  11. soberups

    soberups Pees in the brown Koolaid

    I’d do it.
    One of the reasons I choose to remain overweight is to increase my survival time in the icy water if I should ever have to rescue a dog...
     
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  12. Turdferguson

    Turdferguson Just a turd

  13. oldngray

    oldngray nowhere special

    Love means never having to say you're sorry.
     
  14. pickup

    pickup Most corrupt moderation, EVER!

  15. Re-Raise

    Re-Raise Well-Known Member

    For some reason Don’t touch, leave the area and notify a supervisor keeps repeating in my head...




    But I would have tried to help too
     
  16. CoffeeStainedUniform

    CoffeeStainedUniform Active Member

    Out of a duty to irony, I'd use a bag of dogfood instead of a brick
     
  17. pickup

    pickup Most corrupt moderation, EVER!

    Darn it, it should have been Thank dog..... etc.
     
  18. Coldworld

    Coldworld Bad mall cop...no donut!!!

    Didn’t you say you had to put down a dog one time with a rock??? Thank GOD I never had to do that on my route....and I’ve been lucky that I haven’t hit one deer yet in the ups rig even though I have seen dozens of them eating right off of the freeways...
     
  19. soberups

    soberups Pees in the brown Koolaid

    It was a cat, that had been hit by a car and left in the road.
    That was a rough one.
     
  20. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

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