Superbowl halftime show old person complaint thread

[542thruNthru]

Just another day in the life of a typical Californian, eh?

 

[542thruNthru]

Who the hell watches the halftime show? That’s when I get up to take a leak load up on some more food and get some more beer.

Actually I rarely ever watch it. It's usually when we throw the football around and talk about the first half. But these old people love to complain

 

[over9five]

Who the hell watches the halftime show? That’s when I get up to take a leak load up on some more food and get some more beer.

Damn kids. I take 5 leaks before halftime....

 

[oldngray]

Who the hell watches the halftime show? That’s when I get up to take a leak load up on some more food and get some more beer.

Time better spent taking a nice long crap

 

[Operational needs]

Did Chris Stapleton sing yet?

 

[Thebrownblob]

Did Chris Stapleton sing yet?

Is he singing tonight? I like him.

 

[BSWALKS]

Wait. They're really playing two anthems???

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I hope Tom Brady does the coin toss.

 

[sailfish]

I hope Tom Brady does the coin toss.

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Thieving SOB!

 

[over9five]

Did Chris Stapleton sing yet?

Not yet, soon

 

[Operational needs]

Is he singing tonight? I like him.

He’s singing the National Anthem…the real one.

 

[Operational needs]

Not yet, soon

Tell me how he does. I’m sure it’ll be great. I don’t think he can sing anything badly.

 

[oldngray]

He’s singing the National Anthem…the real one.

They won't let him sing the other one?

 

[542thruNthru]

Damn kids. I take 5 leaks before halftime....

That's because of that piss beer you drink.

 

[over9five]

Tell me how he does. I’m sure it’ll be great. I don’t think he can sing anything badly.

Where are you? Why can't you watch?

 

[over9five]

Good Lord, someone's signing the song..

 

[oldngray]

That's because of that piss beer you drink.

 

[over9five]

Tell me how he does. I’m sure it’ll be great. I don’t think he can sing anything badly.

He's very good, I think.

 

[over9five]

He's very good, I think.

Actually, I think he did it awesomely.

 

[Operational needs]

Where are you? Why can't you watch?

At home. I only have internet and don’t feel like trying to figure out how to watch the Super Bowl.

 

[542thruNthru]

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At home. I only have internet and don’t feel like trying to figure out how to watch the Super Bowl.

Have an android phone?