Telltale signs that you have been putting in too many hours:

[Catatonic]

Works well for those of us out in the field.

I suppose you warm your food up in the microwave in plastic dishes as well!

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

Probably looked funny with a hand stuck there too.

I suppose it could always be worse:

 

[cachsux]

In microwave safe ones, yes. We don't have cushy executive cafeterias like in the tower.

 

[Old International]

In the last week, I have tried to insert the key to my pickup truck on the left(where the key is on my Sterling) and while driving home on morning, I stomped the floor board with my left foot, while reaching for a non existing stickshift on the right.

I skipped breakfast and went right to bed.

 

[cachsux]

Don't forget the short term memory failing.

 

[cachsux]

Don't forget the short term memory failing.

 

[cosmo1]

Don't forget the short term memory failing.

Don't forget the short term memory failing.

I see what you did there.

 

[sortaisle]

I thought you went driving.

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I did...but they laid me off 20 days in a row...couldn't afford to lose my apartment...it woulda wreaked havoc with the parenting plan with the ex. It's fine, I'll go again. Massive retirements the next few years, so I'll move up quickly.

 

[rushfan]

2 stops, 6 boxes=12 hours, and I still have energy to do things!

 

[cachsux]

2 stops, 6 boxes=12 hours, and I still have energy to do things!

Triples in winter?

Apparently your "do things" list includes laundering your shorts.

 

[whiskers]

Calling out "UPS" when knocking on a friend's front door.

 

[chuchu]

Unless you take a picture and let your hooker put it on the internet.

(Or OMS)

 

[jumpman23]

Many people used superglue on their fingertips to keep them from splitting. I usually wrapped my fingertips with surgical tape instead.

The worst is when your watching porn and your wifes not home or in the other room and you get super glued to the couch or bed. That sux doppppe lol.

 

[jaker]

You know I don't have none of these issues , I have learned to totally disconnect myself from all things ups with I get off work

Except this website

 

[over9five]

Every day I make an iced coffee before work, stick it in the freezer for a while to chill down.
Went back to the kitchen to get it, came back to my office. Sat down and wondered why I had a beer in my hand.

 

[oldngray]

Every day I make an iced coffee before work, stick it in the freezer for a while to chill down.
Went back to the kitchen to get it, came back to my office. Sat down and wondered why I had a beer in my hand.

Iced coffee in winter? . I would fill a thermos with hot coffee or tea if it was really cold.

 

[PT Car Washer]

Have an 8 hour day and you are okay with going home while all the young guys are making the big bucks.