ugly drivers do not enter.

[scratch]

This a true story of what I heard in the office Thursday. One of our OMSes answers the phone and gets a strange request. A woman calls in to get a driver's name that she saw that day because he was so buff. She tells the OMS that she would leave her name and phone number so "He could come and get some", a direct quote. My OMS goes, "Oh really!", as she hung up on her.

 

[BakerMayfield2018]

This a true story of what I heard in the office Thursday. One of our OMSes answers the phone and gets a strange request. A woman calls in to get a driver's name that she saw that day because he was so buff. She tells the OMS that she would leave her name and phone number so "He could come and get some", a direct quote. My OMS goes, "Oh really!", as she hung up on her.

I deal with this daily............

 

[scratch]

I deal with this daily............

Oh, I still get hit on too. Part of my delivery area is an upscale area and a lot of doctor wives are very friendly if you know what I mean. I'm flattered, but not tempted at all.

 

[wayfair]

Oh, I still get hit on too. Part of my delivery area is an upscale area and a lot of doctor wives are very friendly if you know what I mean. I'm flattered, but not tempted at all.

you're married though


I m not, but my area is NOT upscale.... At All

 

[Myleftsideistan]

You gotta play the field, but be careful as you will still see the same receiver or reception lady after the hook up.

 

[sailfish]

you're married though


I m not, but my area is NOT upscale.... At All

Lots of missing teeth and wrinkly tramp stamps muffintopping over their daughter's jeans?

 

[wayfair]

Lots of missing teeth and wrinkly tramp stamps muffintopping over their daughter's jeans?

haha! more like spandex

 

[Covemastah]

That's hawt !!

 

[Indecisi0n]

This a true story of what I heard in the office Thursday. One of our OMSes answers the phone and gets a strange request. A woman calls in to get a driver's name that she saw that day because he was so buff. She tells the OMS that she would leave her name and phone number so "He could come and get some", a direct quote. My OMS goes, "Oh really!", as she hung up on her.

Cock block.

 

[UPSTeamster Pragmatist]

LMFAO who is the real Myleftsideistan? He/she is obviously mocking us. OOOOHH we are so buff and hot! Girls like height and a six pack not 25" pipes. Hilarious!

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

This a true story of what I heard in the office Thursday. One of our OMSes answers the phone and gets a strange request. A woman calls in to get a driver's name that she saw that day because he was so buff. She tells the OMS that she would leave her name and phone number so "He could come and get some", a direct quote. My OMS goes, "Oh really!", as she hung up on her.

It was you,she was calling about.

 

[Returntosender]

LMFAO who is the real Myleftsideistan? He/she is obviously mocking us. OOOOHH we are so buff and hot! Girls like height and a six pack not 25" pipes. Hilarious!

 

[Myleftsideistan]

Close, less hair and more muscles and remove the feminine features.

 

[Myleftsideistan]

LMFAO who is the real Myleftsideistan? He/she is obviously mocking us. OOOOHH we are so buff and hot! Girls like height and a six pack not 25" pipes. Hilarious!

Oh they like how tall and fit I am. I've never had a woman complain about my extra muscle. You can do quite a few sex positions they have never seen when you have the muscle to do so.

 

[Operational needs]

 

[Operational needs]

Oh they like how tall and fit I am. I've never had a woman complain about my extra muscle. You can do quite a few sex positions they have never seen when you have the muscle to do so.

OMG! You must be SO hot. Sleeves rolled up over those muscles. No wonder why the women go crazy.

 

[bleedinbrown58]

This is the price to pay when you're good looking and all buff and stuff. I'll tell you what i about it. I embraced it and ultimately have been able to satisfy my sexual desires with other women instead of just my wife. And it's not cheating either if I do it during my lunch hour because technically I'm at work. So really, it's just part of the job.

I've been getting women as young as 19 to as old as 57. My max age limit is about 60 so that's cool. But if she works out or is attractive and rich I'll deal with 63, but that's my limit

So what happens when you catch something? "Hi Honey....someone sneezed on me at work yesterday...I think I caught herpes."

 

[bleedinbrown58]

@Myleftsideistan

Bicep pic or you're FOS

 

[scratch]

It was you,she was calling about.

I doubt that!

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

I doubt that!

Do be so modest... You sexy Mod