UPS Drivers HATE me

Johney

Pineapple King
driver in my district a few years ago thought he’d be funny and did that two weeks in a row to a helper

helper and his buddies jumped him at his car, stabbed the :censored2: out of him

people just can’t take a joke these days i guess
And I would collect my settlement money and never work again. As I'm sure this driver did.
 

dudebro

Well-Known Member
Here are 5 tips for a helper to annoy their driver, number 3 will TERRORIZE them!

1. Keep losing their pens
2. Make a COD check fly out the window
3. Randomly move packages around on the shelf
4. Piss into a bottle and keep it in the bottle holder
5. Report them for bullying because they don't love dear leader Trudeau

Hhahahaha so funny! I love helpers now!

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Terrible if it happened :yawn2:

You're a prime candidate for a *quick* left turn...
 

eats packages

Deranged lunatic
Good thing the little ***s have to wait until Nov. 15 here. Which is a day or two around when all of peak planning hits the fan and we are drowning in cardboard.
 

Johney

Pineapple King
uh yeah i’m sure he was thrilled about the “settlement money” from three broke criminals

totally worth being stabbed

get a clue dude
And I suppose the police couldn't tie the thug and his buddies to UPS?
I'm sure a good civil attorney could. Seems you knew about it. Who needs a clue now buddy? Keep sucking down the Kool-Aid.
 

TearsInRain

IE boogeyman
And I suppose the police couldn't tie the thug and his buddies to UPS?
I'm sure a good civil attorney could. Seems you knew about it. Who needs a clue now buddy? Keep sucking down the Kool-Aid.
lol wow u are special dude

you really, honestly believe that a :censored2:ty settlement is worth getting stabbed over?

good luck i guess
 
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