And I would collect my settlement money and never work again. As I'm sure this driver did.driver in my district a few years ago thought he’d be funny and did that two weeks in a row to a helper
helper and his buddies jumped him at his car, stabbed theout of him
people just can’t take a joke these days i guess
4) do so and you can walk back to your car.
They're sending it directly to the wives this timeWHERES MY BACK PAY!!!
Here are 5 tips for a helper to annoy their driver, number 3 will TERRORIZE them!
1. Keep losing their pens
2. Make a COD check fly out the window
3. Randomly move packages around on the shelf
4. Piss into a bottle and keep it in the bottle holder
5. Report them for bullying because they don't love dear leader Trudeau
Hhahahaha so funny! I love helpers now!
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Back pay is %70 taxed , per United wayThey're sending it directly to the wives this time
That's not very festive of you. You disappoint me. Can't believe you would make the poor helper walk in the freezing cold after his piss bottle "somehow" spilled all over him. He could catch pneumonia.
What if you don't have a wife?They're sending it directly to the wives this time
What if you don't have a wife?
United way.What if you don't have a wife?
Abney's wifeWhat if you don't have a wife?
uh yeah i’m sure he was thrilled about the “settlement money” from three broke criminalsAnd I would collect my settlement money and never work again. As I'm sure this driver did.
And I suppose the police couldn't tie the thug and his buddies to UPS?uh yeah i’m sure he was thrilled about the “settlement money” from three broke criminals
totally worth being stabbed
get a clue dude
lol wow u are special dudeAnd I suppose the police couldn't tie the thug and his buddies to UPS?
I'm sure a good civil attorney could. Seems you knew about it. Who needs a clue now buddy? Keep sucking down the Kool-Aid.
Buddy just go back to your computer and keep coming up with crap that doesn't work and wastes UPS money.lol wow u are special dude
you really, honestly believe that aty settlement is worth getting stabbed over?
good luck i guess
Your Christmas bonus?Many UPS preloaders, hate UPS drivers.
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More accomplished on the first page of this thread than what you office monkeys accomplish all weekAnother thread promising humor, another thread I leave disappointed