UPS finally taking this serious

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by textat3, Mar 28, 2020.

  1. textat3

    textat3 Member

    My building is finally taking this COVID-19 serious. Yesterday we had a table set up with 1 roll of paper towels and a spray bottle with bleach for the center. Also had 1 canister of wipes that you had to go see the OMS for. There is a new COVID-19 safety acronym we must all learn over the weekend:

    CUM

    C- Come to work

    U- Understand it’s just a cold

    M- Media, don’t talk
     
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  2. DriveInDriveOut

    DriveInDriveOut Proud Deplorable


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  3. rustys954rr

    rustys954rr Member

    I've been CUMming at work for years.
     
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  4. over9five

    over9five Moderator Staff Member

    On the clock, I hope!
     
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  5. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    Can we all gather around at the PCM and CUM together ?
     
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  6. Ghost in the Darkness

    Ghost in the Darkness Well-Known Member

    They sent out messages one day to notify them if we found hand sanitizer available to buy. A driver notified them and they ended up saying they have a supplier they are getting it from. Needless to say days later we still have no hand sanitizer.
    The moral is a reminder that when management opens their mouths, they are lying.
     
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  7. Box Ox

    Box Ox Well-Known Member

    Indeed. A commitment to C.U.M. on the face of Adversity is the only way we’ll get through this.
     
  8. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    Who stands in the middle of that PCM?
     
  9. Wontmake9.5

    Wontmake9.5 My job is fun

    One of our local distilleries are making hand sanitizer and believe it or not our center manager went and bought 15gallons.
     
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  10. Wally

    Wally BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns

    Do people think they wont catch this? Might as well get it over with now. Until we get to herd immunity levels, you will get this unless you stay in a bubble.
     
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  11. Box Ox

    Box Ox Well-Known Member

    Adversity
     
  12. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    You volunteering?
     
  13. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    I won't fight it if no one else wants to.
     
  14. ManInBrown

    ManInBrown Well-Known Member

    Imagine wasting everyone’s time with mindless drivel about if you see hand sanitizer we can purchase let us know. Then you let them know and they don’t buy it. Lol.
     
  15. quad decade guy

    quad decade guy Active Member


    Great. And? What about the airborne side? Did he piss up a rope too?
     
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  16. Wontmake9.5

    Wontmake9.5 My job is fun

    Don’t be such a Debbie downer breh. Chances



    are all of us will get this. But at least he did




    something even though it was too late he did





    something worthwhile.
     
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  17. quad decade guy

    quad decade guy Active Member


    The question stands.
     
  18. Sissy Brown Short Shorts

    Sissy Brown Short Shorts Active Member

    Mr. Bu*kake
     
  19. johnnyunion

    johnnyunion the grandpalooza of all you losers

    Have some pity on management, the shipping company that they contracted with said they would ship it ASAP. Unfortunately, that shipping company lied to them.

    So blame the shipping company which in this case happens to be UPS.
     
  20. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

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