UPS finally taking this serious

[quad decade guy]

Don’t be such a Debbie downer breh. Chances



are all of us will get this. But at least he did




something even though it was too late he did





something worthwhile.

Ok. Like washing your hands on death row.

Sounds like you're lovers...

 

[Two Tokes]

My building is finally taking this COVID-19 serious. Yesterday we had a table set up with 1 roll of paper towels and a spray bottle with bleach for the center. Also had 1 canister of wipes that you had to go see the OMS for. There is a new COVID-19 safety acronym we must all learn over the weekend:

CUM

C- Come to work

U- Understand it’s just a cold

M- Media, don’t talk

I think mine is better



S- Stay at home

H- Hoard the essentials like beer and weed

I- Invite a few germ free friends to join you in the backyard for some wings off the smoker

T- Tell UPS to eff off... See you in 14 days be aches

 

[Wontmake9.5]

Ok. Like washing your hands on death row.

Sounds like you're lovers...

You are acting like whoever gets this virus will die. My chances of survive are actually extremely good.

 

[Heavy Package]

P - Put on mask

U - Use hand sanitizer

S - Stay 6' away from everyone

S - Stay at home if possible

Y - You are an essential worker

 

[DumbTruckDriver]

Who stands in the middle of that PCM?

My center manager. His nickname is Big Biscuit.

 

[Two Tokes]

P - Put on mask

U - Use hand sanitizer

S - Stay 6' away from everyone

S - Stay at home if possible

Y - You are an essential worker

U- Useless

P- Penis

S- Sedentary

T- Tool

A- Ass

T- Twink

E- Elitist