UPS Pickup lines?

oldngray

nowhere special
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JJinVA

Well-Known Member
Me: "Would you like this package in the front, or, in the back?"
Her: In the back definitely
Me: "You dirty facking slutmuffin..."
Her: Excuse me?
Me: "I said Im gonna need a lastname mam"
 

floridays

Well-Known Member
Don't need any pickup lines. All you have to do is show them your paycheck.
You gotta fill the order after that though big guy.

Wine her and dine her. After you drop her off Tyrone is 69'n her.
If it's all in the paycheck of course.
 
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