We need to talk...and other scary sentences.

[ajblakejr]

Why is it when someone says....

AJ, we need to talk....I want to find the nearest exit?

Name other SCARY statements or sentences...like this double punch...

We need to talk....I'm late.....

 

[Dizzee]

You know I love you, but...

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

Dave, I need to see you and the shop steward in my office...

Daddy, this is my new boyfriend...

 

[curiousbrain]

I don't mean to sound like an ***, but ...

I'm only saying this because I care ...

 

[bbsam]

"Normally the bright red bleeding is nothing to be concerned with, but in your case..."

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

(At the auto repair shop)

"Sir, we have your estimate..."

 

[moreluck]

"But officer,...."

 

[rod]

"Honey- why don't WE" --------------------------------------------------------------it means any of YOUR plans for the coming week probably have been trashed. Right now "WE" are going to paint the bedroom again (for the 3rd time in 6 years) which means "I" get to move all the furniture, gather up all the paint supplies, cover everything up, prep, tape, scrape, fill in old nail holes, paint and clean up and she gets to -----pick out the new color sceme. P.S. I hate when "WE" paint.

 

[over9five]

"Dear, here's the Visa bill..."

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

Over, you may appreciate this one:

Dad, we're getting married...

 

[curiousbrain]

"Honey- why don't WE" --------------------------------------------------------------it means any of YOUR plans for the coming week probably have been trashed. Right now "WE" are going to paint the bedroom again (for the 3rd time in 6 years) which means "I" get to move all the furniture, gather up all the paint supplies, cover everything up, prep, tape, scrape, fill in old nail holes, paint and clean up and she gets to -----pick out the new color sceme. P.S. I hate when "WE" paint.

Boy, I can't wait to get married; I look forward to all the things "WE" will do.

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

Boy, I can't wait to get married; I look forward to all the things "WE" will do.

Give it a few years and you will start looking for "ME" things to do.

 

[over9five]

Over, you may appreciate this one:

Dad, we're getting married...

Lol, this is highly related to the Visa bill.

 

[browndevil]

"Mom, Dad I need to talk to you"

 

[over9five]

"[-]Mom, Dad [/-] Grandma, Granddad I need to talk to you"

Fixed it for ya.

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

Lol, this is highly related to the Visa bill.

My daughter is home for the day and we just reviewed the budget.

 

[ajblakejr]

"Does this make my butt look big...?"

 

[Dizzee]

I never noticed that mole before...

 

[Dizzee]

How long since your last prostate exam?

 

[ajblakejr]

Why is it when someone says....

AJ, we need to talk....I want to find the nearest exit?

Name other SCARY statements or sentences...like this double punch...

We need to talk....I'm late.....

Alert - some vulgar words !!!

And David, we need to talk...
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