What is the worst day you ever had at UPS?

[1989]

I sooooooo hate minions...

 

[sailfish]

Might have to put "Sailfish" on ignore so I don't have to see that annoying AF avatar anymore!!

Come on, now! I put a lot of work into making that.

 

[sailfish]

I sooooooo hate minions...

I don't think I hate them so much as I hate what they've become on the internet.

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

I don't think I hate them so much as I hate what they've become on the internet.

They are equally annoying on the big screen.

 

[dookie stain]

I had one of the best days yesterday at Ups...I did 63 total stops. Covered a 30 year drivers route who called in sick last minute so it was dispatched for him. 38 pickups and I was off by 515. Drunk by 630

 

[rod]

I had one of the best days yesterday at Ups...I did 63 total stops. Covered a 30 year drivers route who called in sick last minute so it was dispatched for him. 38 pickups and I was off by 515. Drunk by 630

That reminds me of a driver friend of mine who tells the story about how he was off by 6-drunk by 7 and in jail by 7:30.

 

[dookie stain]

That reminds me of a driver friend of mine who tells the story about how he was off by 6-drunk by 7 and in jail by 7:30.

Free meal in jail...better than having to uber through the jack in the box drive through

 

[rod]

Free meal in jail...better than having to uber through the jack in the box drive through

Closest I ever came to a DUI was getting pulled over after a UPS safe driving party in the early days when the company ran an open bar at their functions.

 

[dookie stain]

Safe driving party with unlimited booze makes as much sense as Orion

 

[rod]

Safe driving party with unlimited booze makes as much sense as Orion

After those open bar parties got out of hand a few times (fist fights between management and hourly they started limiting us to 3 free drink tickets each. Attendance fell off after that.

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

I had one of the best days yesterday at Ups...I did 63 total stops. Covered a 30 year drivers route who called in sick last minute so it was dispatched for him. 38 pickups and I was off by 515. Drunk by 630

63 stops and 38 pickups?? BS.

 

[El Correcto]

63 stops and 38 pickups?? BS.

Have a route like that at my center
It sucks though.

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

Have a route like that at my center
It sucks though.

Industrial?

 

[El Correcto]

Industrial?

Not sure never ran it. From what i hear it’s heavy and a lot of commercial stops

 

[eats packages]

Have a route like that at my center
It sucks though.

couple of them here, 65-100 of mostly commercial stops, one is straight bad but the other 2 can sometimes play very nice. envelopes, boxes of paper cups, singular t-shirt bags, as long as a couple businesses don't screw you over it's real easy.

 

[dookie stain]

After those open bar parties got out of hand a few times (fist fights between management and hourly they started limiting us to 3 free drink tickets each. Attendance fell off after that.

Guess that’s why flasks were invented

 

[dookie stain]

63 stops and 38 pickups?? BS.

It’s usually about 90-100 but they ran a split in that area...piss off dean..it was 50 business and 13 resi

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

It’s usually about 90-100 but they ran a split in that area...piss off dean..it was 50 business and 13 resi

What did you do after lunch?

BTW, who won the spring game?

 

[dookie stain]

What did you do after lunch?

BTW, who won the spring game?

I worked safe all day so I finished deliveries at 230 just in time to start pickups.

Crimson won

 

[Big Babooba]

There is no such thing as a worst day at UPS. They're all equally bad.