All these innuendos, puns, jokes, etc. are all pretty good and pretty funny and pretty overused. Quite a few posters/repliers to this thread have also stated that it may not be a good idea to practice this. I have to agree with them.
In todays world, UPS or not, whether you agree with it or not, whether your talking partner agrees with it or not, it's never a good idea to put yourself in harms way. We have already witnessed in many bizarre instances where lawyers will get involved in, what seems to be, a minor issue that turns out to be a multi-million dollar win. The McDonald's coffee case comes to mind. How important is this job to you? I'm not preaching here but, really, how important is this job to you? To your family? Do you REALLY want to push the envelope? How long can you keep doing this, just to be funny? A case here comes to mind. Circumstances are different but the attitude or mood or result could be the same.
It was at UPS. In the break room. A lot of years ago, by the way, before there WAS so much litagation. As a feeder driver, one time I had a local pickup job where I would take my break at the building, in the feeder break room. The house mail room was within spittin distance to the room. A cute little girl p/t girl had the job of sorting and delivering house mail. During slow times, she would visit w/all the drivers that were in there, me included. She would tell all of the drivers about her "escapades" out of work. Of course, everyone just lapped that up (again, no innuendo or pun intended). She sat down at my table on evening and proceeded to tell me about two boys she was "tapping" at the same. I just listened. She was comparing the "size" on one to the "size" of the other. She was in a quandry as to which one she liked better. I just listened. She was getting and did get on many occasions quite graphic. I never participated. Don't get me wrong, I would have loved to, either verbally or physically, if you know what I mean. I, for once in my life, did the right thing.
In time, I bid on a different job that took me out of that situation. BUT, one time, there was somebody or a few somebodys that she didn't like that were in the break room. And, for once, nobody was talking to her. They were talking amongst themselves. THEY were getting quite graphic and using words we all have used to describe their antics that weekend, BUT the conversation was supposed to be between just the two of them. She walked past and heard them.
Fast-forward. They just about lost their jobs. She turned on them like an asp. It was a real struggle to keep them with the company. They, eventually, were ordered to stay out of break room. The mail room was moved. What a hassle. What a scare for the drivers. From that day forward, she was like fire. You didn't even go near her. Sure, you say, she might have had a vendetta out for em? Maybe, the point is, NOBODY saw this coming. SHE had the dirtiest, most vial mouth you'd ever heard and we all thought that was funny. But people can turn, believe me, they can turn.
As was said in a few of these posts here, be careful! Somebody may have an off day. Maybe don't feel good. Maybe fought with the boss. Maybe had their personal package lost or damaged by UPS. A myriad excuses, but people can turn.
To me, it was never worth it. I WANTED to join in, but didn't for that very fear. I've seen it all too often.
Be careful, people. This is a different world than when you were growing up. And it's changing everyday.