What other perks do Express employees get to enjoy?

hypo hanna

Well-Known Member
You guys watch that every month? We only watch it if late freight and an already scheduled workgroup meeting coincide. Of course, I have never once seen stretch and flex done at our station either...

Stretch and flex cost FTE's. besides, if you get hurt its surely your fault.
 

MrFedEx

Engorged Member
I've observed a few of those stretch 'n flex sessions..... yeah, they reeeally look helpful

Here's a true gem from policy. If you are injured, and you didn't perform (read code) S&friend, your injury is automatically ruled preventable. So, if you are run over by a CTV or kicked in the groin by a fellow employee, it's your fault.
 

DontThrowPackages

Well-Known Member
Here's a true gem from policy. If you are injured, and you didn't perform (read code) S&friend, your injury is automatically ruled preventable. So, if you are run over by a CTV or kicked in the groin by a fellow employee, it's your fault.
To properly stretch, it takes 15 to 30 minutes. This 5 minute stretching does very little.
 

DontThrowPackages

Well-Known Member
Since we are still considered an "airline", Express employees qualify for Non-Rev travel discounts. Use it for your hotel bookings and go online to book your flights and you can actually have a decent vacation that won't break you completely.
Nothing like sweating bullets wondering if you're going to make the flight or get bumped and, either start your vacation on the wrong foot or miss start time back to work.
 

bbsam

Moderator
Staff member
What a dumb show.
They don't even bother to check if the poor driver is alive?

it's obvious that the driver is in disguise and heading up a secret Express card signing party. The problem is that zombies are harder to herd than cats.
 

MrFedEx

Engorged Member
it's obvious that the driver is in disguise and heading up a secret Express card signing party. The problem is that zombies are harder to herd than cats.

Ah bet y'all that Dale could have kicked some ass and got them cards signed. I know you have a #3 decal somewhere in your fleet. NASCAR and Ground, a match made in Heaven. Kind of like trailer parks and tornadoes...they just go together.
 

Route 66

Slapped Upside-da-Head Member
Dang!, now there's a classic oldie of the Silver Screen.....must be one of the original "talkies", based upon the inclusion of the Hostess truck and cakes.....any of you old geezers remember Hostess? They made delicious health food products called Ho Hos, Snowballs, Twinkies and such
 
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