What Use Of Your Ancestral Identity Offends You?

[Wally]

I'm ~Half Irish and ~Half Scottish and my lily white ass is offended!
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At least the Scot side can win a fight.

 

[Wally]

Mario offends my Italian side. It's ridiculous that those Japs think that all Italians are overweight, spaghetti-sucking plumbers.

Don't forget gangsters.

 

[badpal]

I find white crackers in the vending machine somewhat of an insult.

 

[newfie]

But aren't Germans always offended(unless drinking beer in lederhosen)?

i used to look damn good in lederhosen . I am offended i never became a poster boy

 

[newfie]

I was really disappointed when my Ancestry came back with no Native Indian or Afro American in my ancestry.
That explains why I can't dance worth a flip!

its not too late to get some in you

 

[newfie]

Mario offends my Italian side. It's ridiculous that those Japs think that all Italians are overweight, spaghetti-sucking plumbers.

I'm not sure thats a fair representation. have you seen Mario jump?

 

[Old Man Jingles]

its not too late to get some in you

That's @Indecisi0n's gig!

 

[Old Man Jingles]

I'm not sure thats a fair representation. have you seen Mario jump?

That's cultural appropriation of Blacks!

 

[vantexan]

That's cultural appropriation of Blacks!

Next time I'm being chased by a pitbull I'll apologize for sprinting like Usain Bolt.

 

[Serf]

I get the point here. However, different spin. 6 generations in this land as a heritage American with no connection whatsoever to European stock/roots. Simply American. The USA is cancelled. Eventually politically correct culture and red tape will ruin everything. Doesn’t matter if you’re black or white. Yellow or Red.

 

[fishtm2001]

Being American

 

[DELACROIX]

Next time I'm being chased by a pitbull I'll apologize for sprinting like Usain Bolt.

You know and I know you will never sprint like Bolt (unless he was on steroids) and besides that the average Dog is faster than a Human..

 

[NAHimGOOD]

I'm the youngest of 3 boys.

Nothing offends me.

 

[Turdferguson]

 

[rod]

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A bunch of Mr. Potato Heads. Nice

 

[vantexan]

You know and I know you will never sprint like Bolt (unless he was on steroids) and besides that the average Dog is faster than a Human..

You think? LOL!

 

[NAHimGOOD]

You think? LOL!

Determined to not be bitten can produce enough speed to make it to safety.

Granted a lot of physical capabilities would need to be present and depending on the distance.

But yes... I have witnessed a guy out run a nice healthy evil dog for about 20 yards.

 

[Old Man Jingles]

Determined to not be bitten can produce enough speed to make it to safety.

Granted a lot of physical capabilities would need to be present and depending on the distance.

But yes... I have witnessed a guy out run a nice healthy evil dog for about 20 yards.

I remember launching over a 6 foot fence one time when I saw a Great Dane running at me!
The chest on those dawgs are huge!
Turns out he was a friendly dawg who stood there wagging his tail ...
as I used a tree branch to fetch my clipboard that didn't make it over the fence with me.

 

[vantexan]

I remember launching over a 6 foot fence one time when I saw a Great Dane running at me!
The chest on those dawgs are huge!
Turns out he was a friendly dawg who stood there wagging his tail ...
as I used a tree branch to fetch my clipboard that didn't make it over the fence with me.

Mgr was on a check ride with me in AZ. I walked up to a Great Dane standing on her hind legs behind a fence and started petting her while my mgr, who was probably lighter than the dog, hung back in fear. She got all over me for not being more cautious. Never told her that I had delivered there the day before, and the dog was a total sweetheart. Heard later mgr was telling others I was some kind of dog whisperer lol!

 

[Old Man Jingles]

Mgr was on a check ride with me in AZ. I walked up to a Great Dane standing on her hind legs behind a fence and started petting her while my mgr, who was probably lighter than the dog, hung back in fear. She got all over me for not being more cautious. Never told her that I had delivered there the day before, and the dog was a total sweetheart. Heard later mgr was telling others I was some kind of dog whisperer lol!

I was thinking log whisperer ... or maybe dog whisperer?
Yeah! I see that!