Where do you poop during work hours?

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by bottomups, Jan 6, 2019.

  1. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    Buzz kill
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  2. WTFm8

    WTFm8 Active Member

    Haven’t :censored2: in a bag yet but it was close one time... almost :censored2: ON the toilet when I got to one.
  3. walk the jewels

    walk the jewels just driving around in circles

    For 56 bucks? Maybe two.
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  4. Poop Head

    Poop Head Lovin' every minute of it!

    I eat alot on Thanksgiving. The day after is a crapfest. I love it
  5. PappyLand

    PappyLand Active Member

  6. ManInBrown

    ManInBrown Well-Known Member

    Diaper. In all seriousness never had to poop one time while working at UPS. We’re all adults. You’re not on a routine? Most adults poop at the same time daily. In the morning, before work.
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  7. dookie stain

    dookie stain Cornfed whiteboy

    I used to squeeze my cheeks together all morning then use the bathroom at my first delivery just so I could go on the clock
  8. Heavy Package

    Heavy Package Well-Known Member

    Tip the orange safety cone they give you upside down, put a DR bag over it, and take a s***. Works great!

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  9. Bigfoot11

    Bigfoot11 Member

    Usually in a dr bag
  10. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    Just did a super solid movement . Let me see how many wipes, brb
  11. Coldworld

    Coldworld Bad mall cop...no donut!!!

    I didn’t know you delivered to @Old Man Jingles house??? Be careful, hes probably out there taking a dump nude...
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  12. Maplewood

    Maplewood Active Member

    On the clock, the nearest public place that has HOT running water to wash your hands, no matter how far.
  13. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    Why hot water ?
  14. brostalss

    brostalss Well-Known Member

    Gonna post on ratemypoo.com ?
  15. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    Just found my new homepage, thanks!
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  16. Maplewood

    Maplewood Active Member

    Because its law out here and means i can drive by all those parks and Honey Buckets until i get back to town and hit a Starbucks.
  17. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    When you are wiping and poke the ballon knot with the paper how deep can you go before it becomes a metoo moment ?
  18. trickpony1

    trickpony1 Well-Known Member

    Can we have December back?
  19. 3 done 3 to go

    3 done 3 to go In control of own destiny

    Sorry I will flush it. Not bag it
  20. Amen