Where is my package! !!!!!!!

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by Turdferguson, Nov 21, 2018.

  1. Turdferguson

    Turdferguson Just a turd

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    Which one of you filthy hub rat bastards stole my package!
    The will call was completed last night and is not at the customer counter for me to pick up.
    Ridiculous, simply ridiculous
    No wonder FedEx is kicking UPS ass.
     
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  2. over9five

    over9five Moderator Staff Member

    I'm sure you tried:

    "Do you know who I am?"
     
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  3. oldngray

    oldngray nowhere special

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  4. Turdferguson

    Turdferguson Just a turd

    I did. It got me nowhere
     
  5. Turdferguson

    Turdferguson Just a turd

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  6. Turdferguson

    Turdferguson Just a turd

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    My kids Christmas is ruined
     
  7. oldngray

    oldngray nowhere special

    You would have stolen the shirt from him anyway. Just to see him cry.
     
  8. Jkloc420

    Jkloc420 Well-Known Member

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  9. ManInBrown

    ManInBrown Well-Known Member

    I was in Willow last night. I saw a package on the ground coming up the driveway.
     
  10. brostalss

    brostalss Well-Known Member

    Isn't there a "sticky" thread about this very topic?
     
  11. Wally

    Wally BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns

    Why do you need lube anyway?
     
  12. burrheadd

    burrheadd KING Of GIFS

    You’re no @Wally when it comes to photo shop
     
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  13. Turdferguson

    Turdferguson Just a turd

    I just dabble
     
  14. Turdferguson

    Turdferguson Just a turd

    T shirts for my kids
     
  15. Turdferguson

    Turdferguson Just a turd

    The "rules" of the man mean nothing to me
     
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  16. Wally

    Wally BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns

    How about a shirt and tie?
     
  17. Turdferguson

    Turdferguson Just a turd

    It made it here. Just "disappeared " in the Hub after getting tagged for will call
     
  18. Wally

    Wally BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns

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  19. Turdferguson

    Turdferguson Just a turd

    I can't get them to wear anything but sweatpants. Forget a shirt and tie
     
  20. Wally

    Wally BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns

    They dare backtalk?