My DOT physical when I turned 40 ( the age when they start offering a prostate exam) was conducted by a tiny asian woman with a heavy accent and it went like this:
At one point she was standing behind me in the tiny exam room and I heard a tiny voice say, " Mr. Dizzlee I am whisperling at you".
That was the hearing exam.
When everything was done she was standing at a counter with her back to me. She suddenly turned around and looked me right in the eye and said, "So.... you like lectal exam"?
It took me by surprise and I stammered back," No... no I don't like rectal exam".
She said, "No, no it's option. It's option Mr. Dizzlee".
"Then put me down for no", I replied.