WIFE SETS HUBBY ON FIRE OVER PHONE!

Old Man Jingles

Rat out of a cage
To be fair I’d probably set his ass on fire to if he hit me and cheated on me. Seems like a logical thing to do.
I don't understand this concept of one person owning another person.
Marriage is a contract.
If one party breaks the contract, sue them.

My wife thinks like this ... as if we are one person.
I certainly don't and have straightened her out many times on her thinking.

Note: I have never cheated on my wife but like Jimmy Carter, I have lusted.
 

Wally

BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns
I don't understand this concept of one person owning another person.
Marriage is a contract.
If one party breaks the contract, sue them.

My wife thinks like this ... as if we are one person.
I certainly don't and have straightened her out many times on her thinking.

Note: I have never cheated on my wife but like Jimmy Carter, I have lusted.
Old world school.
 

El Correcto

Well-Known Member
I don't understand this concept of one person owning another person.
Marriage is a contract.
If one party breaks the contract, sue them.

My wife thinks like this ... as if we are one person.
I certainly don't and have straightened her out many times on her thinking.

Note: I have never cheated on my wife but like Jimmy Carter, I have lusted.
I never said I owned them, but if someone is an abusive cheater I’d have no problem murdering them, especially if I had a nice shiner to show the cops when they showed up.

I’ve been cheated on before and left no problem once I found out. But you gonna cheat on me and then hit me in the face when I call you out on it there is a good chance of you getting shot.
 

rod

Retired 19 years
Damn--I just got my computer all cleaned out. If I'm going to pick up a virus its going to be from downloading porn --not some stupid story like this.
 

Old Man Jingles

Rat out of a cage
I never said I owned them, but if someone is an abusive cheater I’d have no problem murdering them, especially if I had a nice shiner to show the cops when they showed up.

I’ve been cheated on before and left no problem once I found out. But you gonna cheat on me and then hit me in the face when I call you out on it there is a good chance of you getting shot.
Make more sense to call the police but that's just me.
 

El Correcto

Well-Known Member
Like I can deal with heart break and understanding people aren’t perfect and will have their faults like cheating.

But don’t pour violence on me at that moment, I’ll probably freak the :censored2: out and do something stupid.
 

El Correcto

Well-Known Member
Did you hear about the woman with two black eyes? She didn't listen the first time. :rofl:
That’s not as funny as the old man that worked his entire life only to retire with government handouts and sits around sexually frustrated when he should be enjoying his golden years smashing young poon and buying expensive toys.
 

rod

Retired 19 years
That’s not as funny as the old man that worked his entire life only to retire with government handouts and sits around sexually frustrated when he should be enjoying his golden years smashing young poon and buying expensive toys.
Well one out of two isn't bad.
 

vantexan

Well-Known Member
That’s not as funny as the old man that worked his entire life only to retire with government handouts and sits around sexually frustrated when he should be enjoying his golden years smashing young poon and buying expensive toys.
Yes, because we all know young poon are just waiting around to be smashed by old men.
 
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