Wow, this is funny

[mattwtrs]

Same song, different verse.
In the early 90's, an insurance agency owner stopped me in his parking lot and told me he wanted to hire me as a salesman.
He told me with my looks and personality that I could make $40,000.00 a year.
When I told him I already made more than that, you should have seen his jaw drop.

Did he really want you to sell insurance??

 

[wyobill]

My wife tells me today that her mom said that her dad said that he read that UPS was going under...

My father-in-law is a smart ass dude, it blows my mind that he could read something so dumb and believe it or interpret it as that...

You have no idea how much this is bugging me...

Not to mention that my wife even had a thought that this could be true just cuz I mentioned layoffs...

I'm off to find the quarterly report for her ass... Sheesh!!

I can't believe this!

Dont Worry........... Be Happy

 

[Covemastah]

Hey guys I'm new here ! I was thinking that if Fed Ex bought U.P.S Do you think they will rename it FED U >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> OH GOD give me a gun

 

[brownmonster]

Whats his number? I can probaly make 6 digits than! Lmao



Your'e probably right. $1895.00