You know you're a UPS driver if...

[soberups]

You have a diagonal dirt stripe across your white undershirts from the dust from all the gravel roads on your route getting rubbed in by the seat belt for 11 hours a day.

 

[CaliforniaPaul]

You have a diagonal dirt stripe across your white undershirts from the dust from all the gravel roads on your route getting rubbed in by the seat belt for 11 hours a day.

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A filthy selfie!

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

A filthy selfie!

Thank goodness, he didnt show us his underwear!

 

[bleedinbrown58]

You have a diagonal dirt stripe across your white undershirts from the dust from all the gravel roads on your route getting rubbed in by the seat belt for 11 hours a day.

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we get the filthy shirt fronts on preload....that never really come clean. What the friend is in that dirt that makes it permanent? I mean besides our blood....lol

 

[oldngray]

Thank goodness, he didnt show us his underwear!

Don't say that around Indecisi0n!

 

[Tired Driver]

If you see people around town or at events and know you have delivered them a package during your career. If you meet someone who looks familiar, you ask them where they have worked or lived.

 

[cooperjake]

When a $500 million Orion algorithmic system sends me into the same subdivision 4 times in one day


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[What'dyabringmetoday???]

When a $500 million Orion algorithmic system sends me into the same subdivision 4 times in one day


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Easy way to get some of their money. Lol?

 

[ZQXC]

.... if someone asks for directions, and you give them more information than they can possibly absorb.

 

[Indecisi0n]

Any sock shots?

 

[JL 0513]

People often comment with surprise that UPS socks exist while looking down at mine.

 

[redrooster]

People often comment with surprise that UPS socks exist while looking down at mine.

Ya they are like "aw they even give y'all UPS socks!" Ya, how incredible...

 

[Re-Raise]

If you can get 15 packages of all shapes and sizes loaded on a cart piled higher than your head ... because we all know 2 trips are for pansies

 

[What'dyabringmetoday???]

If you can justify donating a bunch of money because you "need to get done". Lol?

 

[Harry Manback]

If you can justify donating a bunch of money because you "need to get done". Lol?

Sometimes, you Lol. Other times, you Lol? Personally, I have a hard time Lol'ing with you when you pose it as question.

Do you ever feel like the antithesis of yourself when you're bitching about others? After all, you've made it clear to everyone, your position on bitching about our chosen profession. Then here you are, bitching about people "donating" time to the company.

Is there any congruency with you? Should we be Lol'ing now? Paint me confused.


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[Jackburton]

If you reach for the shifter/stick in your personal vehicle only to grab air.

 

[JL 0513]

If your econobox feels like a Rolls Royce on your way home.

 

[ZQXC]

If you can get 15 packages of all shapes and sizes loaded on a cart piled higher than your head ... because we all know 2 trips are for pansies

kind of like Extreme Tetris / There has got to be one arrangement that will get this in one trip / Think man, think

 

[ZQXC]

if you can solve just about any problem with a pad of delivery notices ......

 

[bleedinbrown58]

Any sock shots?