Ban Pressure Cookers

Discussion in 'Current Events' started by Hoaxster, Apr 16, 2013.

  1. Monkey Butt

    Monkey Butt You can call me Chappy Staff Member

    In reflection on emerging facts in the Boston marathon events, I think pressure cookers should be banned or at least establish a waiting list.
     
  2. rod

    rod retired and happy

  3. Monkey Butt

    Monkey Butt You can call me Chappy Staff Member

    Dude,
    I went of the deep end a long time ago and I always loved that song.
    It resonated with me for some reason.
     
  4. wkmac

    wkmac Well-Known Member

    With the increase in the number of posting over the last 3 days, I just assumed that Upstate had hijacked Hoax's account. I'm waiting for Hoax to respond to a Moreluck post with "Yawn" and then we'll have the evidence to support the hypothesis.
     
  5. brett636

    brett636 Well-Known Member

    I think mandatory pressure cooker registration will do the trick. Register all pressure cookers so the government will know where these dangerous devices are at all times!
     
  6. over9five

    over9five Moderator Staff Member

    Moreluck said she had TWO pressure cookers. Only a pressure-cooker-nut needs two.
    Oh, the mayhem!
     
  7. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member

    Actually, this is the first time ever I have lied on B.C..........I have been afraid of pressure cookers all my life. My mom used to can and use one. I think they are dangerous. Besides, I have the time to cook something for a long time.....like corned beef and pot roasts.

    Bless me father for I have sinned........
     
  8. Monkey Butt

    Monkey Butt You can call me Chappy Staff Member

    No prob ... 4 Hail Marys.
     
  9. over9five

    over9five Moderator Staff Member

    ...and an act of contrition.







    (Note: I am not really sure what that is....)
     
  10. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member












    O my God,
    I am heartily sorry for
    having offended
    Thee,
    and I detest all my sins,
    because I dread the loss of heaven,
    and
    the pains of hell;
    but most of all because
    they offend Thee, my
    God,
    Who are all good and
    deserving of all my love.
    I firmly
    resolve,
    with the help of Thy grace,
    to confess my sins,
    to do
    penance,
    and to amend my life.

    Amen
     
  11. over9five

    over9five Moderator Staff Member

    Ah, thank you for bringing the suppressed memory of Catechism back.....
     
  12. ajblakejr

    ajblakejr Age quod agis

    Aahhhhh, the scientific method.....sweet.
     
  13. ajblakejr

    ajblakejr Age quod agis

    There is a famous song and it mentions "pressure cooker".
    Stop right there, before we go to far....please name the song.
     
  14. cachsux

    cachsux Wah

    I think we should ban running. Never saw a terrorist attack a fat guy sitting on a couch eating Doritos.
     
  15. BigUnionGuy

    BigUnionGuy Got the T-Shirt


    Just for the sake of humanity,


    This weekend.... I will be running a pressure cooker buyback program.

    ​It doesn't matter the condition. Bring it in. These have to be taken off the streets.
     
  16. upsgrunt

    upsgrunt Well-Known Member


    "Love you till the end of time"
    ​Meatloaf
     
  17. trplnkl

    trplnkl 555

     
  18. wkmac

    wkmac Well-Known Member

    First they came for the 10 qt. stainless steel cookers. Then they came for the 6 qt. Next it was the aluminum models. Finally they came for the mason jars. So who will speak up when they come for my cast iron cookware?
     
  19. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member

    This was hand made in Montana and they will have to pry it from my cold dead fingers......
     
  20. wkmac

    wkmac Well-Known Member

    In my neck of the woods, it's Lodge out of South Pittsburg Tenn. but otherwise you nailed it!