Customers drawing a smiley face as there signature.

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by Johnnyfootball2014, Aug 2, 2014.

  1. RonBurgandy??????????

    RonBurgandy?????????? God is Great, beer is good , People are crazy.

    It makes my blood boil. They say it is how they sign there name. How do you handle these hippies??? I tell them need to spell it. :nono2:
     
  2. Jackburton

    Jackburton Gone Fish'n

    Type their last name and move on.
     
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  3. ZQXC

    ZQXC Guest

    clarify S. Face
     
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  4. Crazy Diamond

    Crazy Diamond Robot Extraordinaire

    Here's how you spell a smiley face: S M I T H.


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  5. ZQXC

    ZQXC Guest

    When in doubt, just Patel them.
     
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  6. ZQXC

    ZQXC Guest

    I like it when the ladies draw a smiley face after their name.
     
  7. barnyard

    barnyard KTM rider Staff Member

    Richard Cranium
     
  8. Haywood Jablowme.
     
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  9. 9.5er

    9.5er Well-Known Member

    I'd rather have a smiley face drawn on then them trying to fit a 25 letter first name and saying they can't fit their last name on the screen. Or, I messed up can you erase it so I can start over.
     
  10. BrownArmy

    BrownArmy Well-Known Member

    "I think I hit a button..."
     
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  11. Crazy Diamond

    Crazy Diamond Robot Extraordinaire

    "Oh, you handed it to me the "right way" the first time!"


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  12. bleedinbrown58

    bleedinbrown58 ahhh....the mouth breathers

    Is it anymore annoying than customers like me who scribble their name illegibly? You're gonna need to ask the last name either way....lol
     
  13. PT Car Washer

    PT Car Washer Well-Known Member

    Most just look like a wavy line.
     
  14. barnyard

    barnyard KTM rider Staff Member

    I find the job goes sooooo much better when you let the little stuff go. Just remind yourself that chances are, you are making way more dough than the signer.
     
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  15. Pooter

    Pooter Active Member

    I laugh and move on. No big deal.
     
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  16. TooTechie

    TooTechie Geek in Brown

    This one effeminate receiving clerk at a Walmart used to draw pictures on the signature screen and try to flirt with me. It was like delivering to Inde. I'm not homophobic but it was really awkward...
     
  17. jumpman23

    jumpman23 Oh Yeah

    Craven Morehead lol.
     
  18. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    "Which way do I sign it?"
    Anyway you want.
    "Oh ok..." Start to write then stop then flip diad around and continue.
     
  19. Buster Good.
     
  20. bleedinbrown58

    bleedinbrown58 ahhh....the mouth breathers

    Anita P. Ness