Dear Diary:

Discussion in 'Lighten UPS' started by smapple, Jan 9, 2015.

  1. smapple

    smapple Member

    Sorry if there's already a post like this, I couldn't find it.

    Post things that happened while on the clock that you never thought you'd say out loud in "Dear Diary" format. One liners would be funny, but expanded explanations are welcome too if you feel the need.
     
  2. smapple

    smapple Member

    Dear Diary:

    A mini-fridge fell on my head today.
     
  3. Lead Belly

    Lead Belly BANNED

    Every once in a while a dog pees on my truck tire. I get a good chuckle out of it and the dog feels tough. It's a win win situation.
     
  4. Crazy Diamond

    Crazy Diamond Robot Extraordinaire

    7 or 8 times a day for me. It's like they're talking to each other (via pee).

    Wonder what they're saying...
     
  5. Lead Belly

    Lead Belly BANNED

    Just showing you that you are in their world and they are the boss.
     
  6. Crazy Diamond

    Crazy Diamond Robot Extraordinaire

    I always thought they were saying "This cookie truck is mine."
     
  7. brownmonster

    brownmonster Man of Great Wisdom

    I pee on my truck tires and the dogs stay away. It's my territory to mark after all.
     
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  8. Crazy Diamond

    Crazy Diamond Robot Extraordinaire

    You're an animal. ;)
     
  9. smapple

    smapple Member

    Dear Diary,

    I found a golf bag with 12 bottles of Drano in it. It was heavy.
     
  10. smapple

    smapple Member

    Dear Diary,

    The boss told me to work slow today, so I :censored2: him off by working fast so I could get out 1 hour early.