ImWaitingForTheDay
Annoy a conservative....Think for yourself
Don't confuse the morons with facts.......
Election 2016
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BakerMayfield2018
Fight the power.
NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—In the biggest free-agency acquisition of the 2016 Presidential contest, the billionaire investor Paul Singer has acquired Florida senator Marco Rubio for a rumored eight-figure sum, pending a physical.
Just hours after the deal was inked, Rubio was flown by private jet to Singer’s training facility in East Hampton, where the senator will submit to a series of gruelling drills before the deal is finalized.
“We are making a four-year deal with Marco, with an option for another four,” an associate of Singer’s said. “We like what we’ve seen of him on tape, but we want to be sure that he has what it takes to go the distance.”
According to those familiar with Singer’s physical workouts for political candidates, Rubio will submit to a number of demanding tests, in which the billionaire will bark commands and the senator will be measured for his reaction times and accuracy.
“You have to be in peak condition for these workouts,” the associate said. “Jeb got totally winded.”
Arriving at Singer’s training camp, Rubio said he was “excited and honored” to be a part of the Singer organization.
“I talked to a lot of other billionaires,” he told reporters. “Sheldon Adelson, and the Koch brothers, of course. But at the end of the day Mr. Singer’s scheme was the best fit. I’m looking forward to earning every dollar he paid for me.”
Just hours after the deal was inked, Rubio was flown by private jet to Singer’s training facility in East Hampton, where the senator will submit to a series of gruelling drills before the deal is finalized.
“We are making a four-year deal with Marco, with an option for another four,” an associate of Singer’s said. “We like what we’ve seen of him on tape, but we want to be sure that he has what it takes to go the distance.”
According to those familiar with Singer’s physical workouts for political candidates, Rubio will submit to a number of demanding tests, in which the billionaire will bark commands and the senator will be measured for his reaction times and accuracy.
“You have to be in peak condition for these workouts,” the associate said. “Jeb got totally winded.”
Arriving at Singer’s training camp, Rubio said he was “excited and honored” to be a part of the Singer organization.
“I talked to a lot of other billionaires,” he told reporters. “Sheldon Adelson, and the Koch brothers, of course. But at the end of the day Mr. Singer’s scheme was the best fit. I’m looking forward to earning every dollar he paid for me.”
realbrown1
Annoy a liberal today. Hit them with facts.
True.
But the Republicans controlling both chambers of Congress only had 3 choices.
1. Raise taxes to cover the deficit.
2. Cut spending to eliminate the deficit.
3. Default.
And they were too big of COWARDS to pick option 2 like the conservative Republicans wanted.
newfie
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he's not , no facts here.
newfie
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who is Soros backing?
newfie
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ask oprah
But the Tea Party wing of the party has proven that the minority does not always lose.
newfie
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wkmac
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wkmac
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That might be true but then I might not be alone either!
ImWaitingForTheDay
Annoy a conservative....Think for yourself
http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/...pyramids-were-grain-stores-not-pharoahs-tombs
Oh beautiful, for spacious skies For pyramids full of grain.... Eventually, someone, maybe even Carson himself is going to understand what the heck he is talking about,until then he goes on sounding like a clueless idiot............
Oh beautiful, for spacious skies For pyramids full of grain.... Eventually, someone, maybe even Carson himself is going to understand what the heck he is talking about,until then he goes on sounding like a clueless idiot............
moreluck
golden ticket member
You don't have the capacity to hold a brilliant brain such as his.
ImWaitingForTheDay
Annoy a conservative....Think for yourself
I'm going to take a nap, I have been inspired by Ben....
newfie
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which would make him the perfect candidate to replace the current clueless idiot in office.
ImWaitingForTheDay
Annoy a conservative....Think for yourself
How much longer before Carson starts claiming he's from Kenya? And we can look forward to Trump demanding Carson's birth certificate!!
