First, are you addressing me or Upstate? Second, when I need my Saturn V worked-on, I take it down to the local rocket surgeon for a tune-up. Third, I could probably buy and sell you several times over. Does that make me an "underachiever?"
If you can buy or sell me even once, you are a fraud here and someone other than you state you are. If your just a woe is me Express driver, not a chance.
Here is your mo:
I'm an Express Driver
I hate Fedex Management
I hate Ground, they are scabs, even though I'm not in a union
If you work for Express you should quit, however I won't, but still you should.
I'm secretly rich, but I stay on at ****ty Fedex and waste gobs of time here, well because I have a mental illness.
I think that wraps you up in a nut-shell.