Flowers

[rod]

Unloaded 14 Pallets of NDA Sat flowers last night air cans were packed !

All the big flower distributors, chocolate producers and card company CEO's will be lounging around on some tropical beach for the next month or two laughing at all of you freezing your butts off this past week-----------only to do it all over again on Mothers Day.

 

[Lead Belly]

Nothing says I Love You like a box of frozen flowers DR at your door .

I was thinking this all day yesterday.

 

[brownmonster]

I gave her the gift in person. Didn't cost a dime.

 

[Wally]

Once a guy gets where he wants to get to, why bother with flowers and all the other crap? Game over...

 

[silenze]

Funny thing is that even after you bought the cow you still have to keep on paying otherwise the milk will dry up

 

[FrigidAdCorrector]

Maybe he is a UPS driver and the florist is closed before and after he gets done work?

Even if that were true, try finding a florist that isn't open on Valentines Day.

 

[upsman68]

I get my wife flowers but not around Valentine's Day or Sweetest Day. I love her but I refuse to pay over inflated prices for something that will be tossed after a week.

Cheap Cheap.

 

[joeboodog]

Cheap Cheap.

No, frugal. I would rather take her out for a nice dinner and get her a nice gift such as jewelry than a dozen over priced roses that are half wilted. In several weeks I can get her several dozen roses for the price of a dozen this weekend.

 

[MyTripisCut]

Even if that were true, try finding a florist that isn't open on Valentines Day.

I'm just saying why bother? I sent a dozen red ones in a frozen box for 40$. Convenience is what drives half of our deliveries. Drive to the florist, can't park because of all the other last minute mo-mo's. Wait in line... Or have my reliable and consistent UPS driver drop em off for me. Now I get me some last night AND tonight.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

No, frugal. I would rather take her out for a nice dinner and get her a nice gift such as jewelry than a dozen over priced roses that are half wilted. In several weeks I can get her several dozen roses for the price of a dozen this weekend.

My wife would rather have a pizza and hoagie,instead of over priced flowers.

 

[BakerMayfield2018]

I gave her the gift in person. Didn't cost a dime.

I bet you did!!!............

 

[upsman68]

No, frugal. I would rather take her out for a nice dinner and get her a nice gift such as jewelry than a dozen over priced roses that are half wilted. In several weeks I can get her several dozen roses for the price of a dozen this weekend.

I know. Just joking bro. My wife and I have been married for 23 years. I just get her a card and we go out to eat.

 

[Purplepackage]

My favorite was people sending flowers to offices that are closed..good job buddy now you ruined Valentine's Day

 

[Drumstickz82]

...or.sending them to a high rise with no suite number, just a name...

 

[skoomer]

I get her a 24 gold dipped rose every year. She's got all different colors and they last forever

 

[PT Car Washer]

My favorite was people sending flowers to offices that are closed..good job buddy now you ruined Valentine's Day

I had a Sherrie's Berries for a Government building. I am sure it would be considered a security breech to leave a box at the front door. Also going to be down to zero next couple days.

 

[Shifting Contents]

...or.sending them to a high rise with no suite number, just a name...

I always inevitably end up saving some poor schmoes rear end on vday. Had two this year.

One sent it to the old office they moved from almost a year ago. Fortunately they moved to to the office building across the street so I just hit him for the AC in the board and del them when I del that building in trace.

Had another with no suite no business name in a 10 story office building.

That lucky SOB just happened to be dating/married to the receiver of one of the companies so I knew who she was. Again hit him for the AC and del them.

 

[brownmonster]

Helped her clean the house today. Now I'm making her cocktails while she makes me dinner. Valentines romance for the middle aged.

 

[TooTechie]

I get my wife flowers but not around Valentine's Day or Sweetest Day. I love her but I refuse to pay over inflated prices for something that will be tossed after a week.

Whole Foods charges $25 for 2 dozen long stem roses.

 

[TooTechie]

I get her a 24 gold dipped rose every year. She's got all different colors and they last forever

Steven Singer?