Help Klein Find A Job.

dilligaf

IN VINO VERITAS
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I got it!!!!!!! It's a chia pet gone WRONG!!!!!!!!! hey. isn't that Tie's face?
 
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dannyboy

From the promised LAND
it's not that klein isn't the smartest guy in the world, he really is. He just doesn't have any common sense or social skills.
Stug

Being the smartest guy in the world? Interesting.

I can see the bar has tumbled dramatically.

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Mike23

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He'll be a pirate in Saskatchewan or a buccaneer in northern Alberta.


Last Saskatchewan Pirate
 

klein

Für Meno :)
Potatoe picker today ! (maybe).

The Great Potato Give Away

Saturday September 26
th, 2009
9:00 A.M. – 4:00 P.M.

(Take Manning Freeway North to 195

th Avenue,

turn right and follow the signs!)

The Edmonton Potato Growers and the Greater Edmonton
Alliance have teamed up to bring Edmontonians to their own
"Local Harvest" on some of our city's most spectacular farmland.



Harvest 50 lbs of FREE POTATOES per person. THERE ARE MORE
THAN 100,000 POUNDS AVAILABLE AT NORBEST FARMS!



Come roll up your sleeves and feel the dirt in your fingers – no tools or bags
needed! We will supply you with a re‐useable bag for your spuds.



Experience and learn about the significant contribution Edmonton's farms and
farming families make to the city.



Learn about GEA’s campaign to preserve high yield farmland within urban
development and create a strong local food economy.

Day to include:
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Growing Potatoes 101‐ Learn from the experts on how to grow your own
potatoes on your own city lot.
10:00 a.m.‐ 11:00 a.m.
-

Education and Visioning‐ This event is about raising awareness of the amount of
food this land produces locally, providing an update on the Municipal
Development Plan, as well as getting your input on how it should be used in the
future..
12:00 p.m.‐1:00 p.m.
-

Kuhlmans Market Gardens and Greenhouses Fundraiser for GEA‐ After
harvesting your own local potatoes visit Kuhlmans Greenhouses and buy the rest
of your vegetables and support the work of the Greater Edmonton Alliance.



 

stevetheupsguy

sʇǝʌǝʇɥǝndsƃnʎ


th Avenue,???


Edmontonians ???


Besides the above questions I'm stymied as to why a man of your extraordinary mental prowess and intellect would spell potato with an E on the end of it, even though it's spelled correctly in your flyer?

Does this mean you are becoming a farmer or is this a hint at what the actual job is going to be?
 
Besides the above questions I'm stymied as to why a man of your extraordinary mental prowess and intellect would spell potato with an E on the end of it, even though it's spelled correctly in your flyer?

Does this mean you are becoming a farmer or is this a hint at what the actual job is going to be?

Either that or he`s going to become a U.S. citizen and run for vice president.
 

klein

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Didn't Klein have an interview the other day?

How'd it go, Klein?

Yes, I did 095.

I think it went really well.
2 men interviewing me, had to do an apitude test... math, and adresses, etc... every page had a time limit (1 minute, up to 3 minutes).
They had a stop watch .

But, besides that a few good laughs, and UPS being so close job related... talked about that too (scanners , cods, cash, etc). and heavy loads, and so on.

I'm 1 out of 5 now.

But, have to wait until they check my references, and criminal backgroud check.
And hopefully, they choose me.
 

klein

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Besides the above questions I'm stymied as to why a man of your extraordinary mental prowess and intellect would spell potato with an E on the end of it, even though it's spelled correctly in your flyer?

Does this mean you are becoming a farmer or is this a hint at what the actual job is going to be?

It didn't paste and copy right... was 195th avenue !
(I live 167 Ave and 66 Street).. we got a good modern road system here.

And yes, people from this City of Edmonton are called Edmontonians !

Same as Calgary (Calgarians).

Vancouver is even better : Vancouverites.

Anyways , picked up my 50 lbs of potatoes... fresh out of the earth... Got to love that.
Was only a 10 min drive.
 
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stevetheupsguy

sʇǝʌǝʇɥǝndsƃnʎ
Yes, I did 095.

I think it went really well.
2 men interviewing me, had to do an apitude test... math, and adresses, etc... every page had a time limit (1 minute, up to 3 minutes).
They had a stop watch .

But, besides that a few good laughs, and UPS being so close job related... talked about that too (scanners , cods, cash, etc). and heavy loads, and so on.

I'm 1 out of 5 now.

But, have to wait until they check my references, and criminal backgroud check.
And hopefully, they choose me.
Uh oh, now he's gonna be delivering pkgs wearing bright yellow.

It didn't paste and copy right... was 195th avenue !
(I live 167 Ave and 66 Street).. we got a good modern road system here.

And yes, people from this City of Edmonton are called Edmontonians !

Same as Calgary (Calgarians).

Vancouver is even better : Vancouverites.

Anyways , picked up my 50 lbs of potatoes... fresh out of the earth... Got to love that.
Was only a 10 min drive.
And you my friend, are a Canidiot!:wink2: LOL, sorry, couldn't resist.:happy2:
 

klein

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Uh oh, now he's gonna be delivering pkgs wearing bright yellow.

And you my friend, are a Canidiot!:wink2: LOL, sorry, couldn't resist.:happy2:

no my friend, since i gave away soo much.
It's actually Canada Post.

But, waiting, since it's government job.... they have extra procedures to follow... no hiring on the spot there.
 
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Mike23

Guest
no my friend, since i gave away soo much.
It's actually Canada Post.

But, waiting, since it's government job.... they have extra procedures to follow... no hiring on the spot there.

Except you start off as casual then work your way to part time and then FINALLY full time. 1.5 years for one person I talked to and they were FINALLY on the part time list.
 

klein

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Except you start off as casual then work your way to part time and then FINALLY full time. 1.5 years for one person I talked to and they were FINALLY on the part time list.

Not sure about those time lines.
But, yes, casual at start with a base salary (even if I don't work, I get paid).
I work, I get paid on top of that.

I can live with the base salary, alone.
And, I love the fact, they pay by salary. The faster you work, the sooner you can go home.
And , you can start early, to get done early. (set your own flexiable hours).

Haven't heard back yet... but they are doing a criminal record check, and that can take a week or longer,
 
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