How do you poo?
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Bad Moon Risen'
At my age, sometimes you can't trust a fart.
Have an occasional Shart while standing.
bleedinbrown58
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Great...something to look forward to...lol
Oh great ,just what we need......more poo!
jumpman23
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Yeah that's the worse is when you have to fart but your afraid too cause your butthole is playing mind games with ya, doesn't know if it wants to poop or fart and you don't want to poop yourself, so you get creative and do some david blaine levitation 
with your one butt cheek and try and squeeze it out slowly and carefully lmfao, don't want the Hershey squirts at work that's for dam sure lol.
with your one butt cheek and try and squeeze it out slowly and carefully lmfao, don't want the Hershey squirts at work that's for dam sure lol.TMI, Jump.Yeah that's the worse is when you have to fart but your afraid too cause your butthole is playing mind games with ya, doesn't know if it wants to poop or fart and you don't want to poop yourself, so you get creative and do some david blaine levitation
moreluck
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Can you say Depends for Men ?Yeah that's the worse is when you have to fart but your afraid too cause your butthole is playing mind games with ya, doesn't know if it wants to poop or fart and you don't want to poop yourself, so you get creative and do some david blaine levitation
bleedinbrown58
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Lol wow...little too much info there Slappy..lmaoYeah that's the worse is when you have to fart but your afraid too cause your butthole is playing mind games with ya, doesn't know if it wants to poop or fart and you don't want to poop yourself, so you get creative and do some david blaine levitation
Flush.
bleedinbrown58
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I like to take my time....why am I gonna rush if I don't have to? I'm not on the clock!
jumpman23
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Its ok all you guys have been there with it, ill say it for ya
bleedinbrown58
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Lol in all fairness to Slappy Nuggets...I know what he's talking about....and face it...we've all been there at one time or another....we just don't talk about it! lmao
Imodium,man!Its ok all you guys have been there with it, ill say it for ya
jumpman23
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Word me too, in the pooper is my time and I aint rushing for shiznitt. Gotta take your time and get the job done completely, sometimes there can be indecision in there when your trying to get all of them BEBES KIDS off the bus lmfao.
bleedinbrown58
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9.5er
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You carry indecision to the bathroom too. Does he bring his socks? Lol Sorry I couldn't resist. Too easy.
