Meaningless Fluff

[Catatonic]

You are a UPS professional driver,
you are trained to tap your horn and make eye contact with me.

I'll work on the eye contact.

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

I'll work on the eye contact.

Eye contact does not count unless your focus is above her shoulders.

 

[scratch]

Eye contact does not count unless your focus is above her shoulders.

"Eye to chest" doesn't count?

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

"Eye to chest" doesn't count?

I was being polite--of course it does.

 

[satellitedriver]

You are a UPS professional driver,
you are trained to tap your horn and make eye contact with me.

As a professional,
I scan, not stare.

 

[cachsux]

Using proper peripheral vision techniques you should be able to stare all day long and still look her in the eyes.

 

[Nimnim]

"Eye to chest" doesn't count?

I think the hand to surface method could apply.

 

[brownmonster]

That's funny, because my dog thinks "wet" food is a treat too......like Lil'Cesar or Alpo canned filet mignon. She gets Iam's small chunks in her bowl all the time and gets wet food as a treat. She loves it and spins rapidly 'til you put the plate down for her.

Sometime she walks while she's spinning and will whack her nose on a table or chair leg. She's a psycho-beeatch.

I react the same way when I'm home in time for warm food.

 

[diesel96]

You are a UPS professional driver,
you are trained to tap your horn and make eye contact with me.

Eye contact does not count unless your focus is above her shoulders.

"Eye to chest" doesn't count?

As a professional,
I scan, not stare.

Using proper peripheral vision techniques you should be able to stare all day long and still look her in the eyes.

I think the hand to surface method could apply.

I been successful when I choose the easiest path of least resistance, bend at knees, grab at opposite corners, test wieght, lift and pivot. Don't twist.

 

[ajblakejr]

It is a lovely day today.
I went to the grocery store for some much needed NFL Sunday supplies, Miller/Coors MGD, Mike's Hard Lemonade, Bacon and Egg's for Hubby's breakfast.

I saw teenager offer to take the cart to the cart corral for an elderly couple. It was nice.

 

[rod]

It is a lovely day today.
I went to the grocery store for some much needed NFL Sunday supplies, Miller/Coors MGD, Mike's Hard Lemonade, Bacon and Egg's for Hubby's breakfast.

I saw teenager offer to take the cart to the cart corral for an elderly couple. It was nice.

I guess I have to move. We can't buy beer here until noon on Sunday. Damn do-gooders

 

[Anonymous 10]

Using proper peripheral vision techniques you should be able to stare all day long and still look her in the eyes.

This is why I wear sunglasses.

 

[rod]

I always figured if they were proud enough of them to wear clothes that accented them -- who am I to deny their fun. I don't ever recall some gal actually saying "quit starring at my chest". I think that only happens in the movies.

 

[Catatonic]

I always figured if they were proud enough of them to wear clothes that accented them -- who am I to deny their fun. I don't ever recall some gal actually saying "quit starring at my chest". I think that only happens in the movies.

Back from the beer run?

 

[ajblakejr]

[video=youtube;H7VUTFp2UE4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7VUTFp2UE4&feature=related[/video]

Next time ask for a keg!!!!

 

[fxdwg]

Nice writing skills.-(grammatically)-
They added new meaning, to meaningless fluff.

PS;
Old man's advice.
Keep your day job.


Lighten up OddJob........Turn your Mod ticket back in; you're not worthy........
BTW...Read the Thread Title...Got it?

 

[satellitedriver]

Must have gotten under your skin, eh?

 

[ajblakejr]

A requiem was never sung
No elegy was read
No monument was carved in stone in memory of the dead
For those who made this place do not remain they feel no pain
A stranger fate was never known

 

[tieguy]

fx i thought it was a wonderfully written piece.

 

[brownmonster]

fx i thought it was a wonderfully written piece.

What a thoughtful reply. Thanks for getting the thread back on track.