Please dont yell at me tomorrow.

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

If I am going to spend the next decade walking up to the Miller's house twice a week with a package, being on friendly terms with their pit bull sorta seems like a smart career move to me.

...or you could let the homeowner know that you will only deliver there if the pit bull is secured...

 

[soberups]

Yup---based solely from what I have learned about you over the years, I know that I could knock 30-60 minutes, or more, off of your paid day.

Based solely from what I have learned about YOU over the years, I could do YOUR job without ever running over 3 dogs, getting bitten twice, and getting hit by a car while crossing the street. I guess we all have our own unique abilities.

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

I guess we do.

Yours would be using 60 words to make a point when only 5 would do.

 

[joeboodog]

Now boys don't make me separate you two.

 

[soberups]

...or you could let the homeowner know that you will only deliver there if the pit bull is secured...

What if I am already at the front door by the time I discover that they have an unsecured pit bull? Its always wise to have a plan B, which in my case stands for "biscuit." Plan B has gotten me out of quite a few scary spots over the last 27 years, and turned a whole bunch of potential enemies into lifelong friends. 100% success at avoiding dog bites is a tough metric to beat, whether you agree with my methods or not.

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

Now boys don't make me separate you two.

I would think 3,000 miles would suffice.

 

[soberups]

Now boys don't make me separate you two.

He's in New York, I'm in Oregon. Thats about as seperate as you can get!

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

He's in New York, I'm in Oregon. Thats about as seperate as you can get!

In more ways than just miles.

 

[trickpony1]

Upstate-
Do you ever get tired of being a Richard?
Every one of your posts today has an undercurrent of anger, hate and bitterness.
Go to the local bar, meet a woman and actually have a good time.
You need to unwind.

 

[Johney]

Upstate-
Do you ever get tired of being a DICK?
Every one of your posts today has an undercurrent of anger, hate and bitterness.
Go to the local bar, meet a woman and actually have a good time.
You need to unwind.He has a better chance of getting struck by lightning.

fixed it for you.
Why do you all continue to interact with this jackbag? Ignore is an great thing. I have captain D/B on ignore and this place is so much better.

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

fixed it for you.
Why do you all continue to interact with this jackbag? Ignore is an great thing. I have captain D/B on ignore and this place is so much better.

I have been called worse by better.

 

[Johney]

I have been called worse by better.

YAWN.

 

[Browntown2014]

I have a job to do and couldn"t care less whether the Millers' pit bull likes me or not.

Dude have you ever been tested for Aspergers?

 

[Dracula]

Tooner, when I read posts like yours, my answer is always the same: get to feeders. Mgmt tries their BS in feeders too, but it is nothing like package car. Back here, the grass really is greener.

 

[rod]

Upstate-
Do you ever get tired of being a Richard?
Every one of your posts today has an undercurrent of anger, hate and bitterness.
Go to the local bar, meet a woman and actually have a good time.
You need to unwind.

I think upstate is about to go off the deep end again and go into his crying act and disappear for awhile like he tends to do every couple of years. We can only hope.

 

[trickpony1]

Dude have you ever been tested for Aspergers?

That's scary.
The kid that shot up Sandy Hook is thought to have Aspergers.
Does the BOG need to be on full alert?

 

[toonertoo]

Tooner, when I read posts like yours, my answer is always the same: get to feeders. Mgmt tries their BS in feeders too, but it is nothing like package car. Back here, the grass really is greener.

I signed up last time, got beat out by one person.

 

[wayfair]

and getting hit by a car while crossing the street.

you forgot, it was a second attempt during the same day for a COD at a restaurant

 

[Johney]

That's scary.
The kid that shot up Sandy Hook is thought to have Aspergers.
Does the BOG need to be on full alert?

What's he gonna do attack them with a full bag of recyclables?

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

What's he gonna do attack them with a full bag of recyclables?