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moreluck

golden ticket member
The Good Life
They're not happy in Gaza ..
They're not happy in Egypt ....
They're not happy in Libya ....
They're not happy in Morocco ....
They're not happy in Iran ....
They're not happy in Iraq ....
They're not happy in Yemen ...
They're not happy in Afghanistan ...
They're not happy in Pakistan ....
They're not happy in Syria ....
They're not happy in Lebanon ....

SO, WHERE ARE THEY HAPPY?

They're happy in Australia ...
They're happy in Canada ....
They're happy in England ....
They're happy in France ....
They're happy in Italy ....
They're happy in Germany ....
They're happy in Sweden ....
They're happy in the USA ....
They're happy in Norway ....
They're happy in Holland ..
They're happy in Denmark ....

Basically, they're happy in every country that is not Muslim
and unhappy in every country that is!
 

moreluck

golden ticket member
I was just strolling past the reduced rack of baked goods and the one-layer coconut cake jumped into my basket. I adopted it and brought it home.
 

moreluck

golden ticket member
Why does food taste bad after I brush my teeth ?

Thank sodium laureth for ruining your breakfast. This surfactant - added to toothpaste to create foam and make the paste easier to spread - suppresses receptors on your taste buds that perceive sweetness. It also breaks up the tongue's phospholipids, enhancing bitter tastes.
To end this torture, consider a toothpaste without this ingredient - or brush after meals instead of right before breakfast.

I remember sipping orange juice after brushing....ewwww !!!
 

cheryl

I started this.
Staff member
Wombat poop is cube shaped. Wombats "produce" 80-100 cubes per day, and carefully place them on rocks, logs, and in front of burroughs to mark their territory. The unique shape prevents the droppings from rolling away.

 

cheryl

I started this.
Staff member
Patrick is the worlds oldest and largest wombat. He weighs 66 pounds and at 29 years old he is about 14 years older than the average wombat lives to be.


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oldngray

nowhere special
Little kids in Australia climb into wombat tunnels to play. I already knew about the square turds. Who says a college education is a waste!
 

tonyexpress

Whac-A-Troll Patrol
Staff member
Little kids in Australia climb into wombat tunnels to play. I already knew about the square turds. Who says a college education is a waste!

Just curious what shape you think my turds might be?.. I'm not telling you, you'll have to go back to college and find out..

This was my avatar speaking of course.:teethy:
 

moreluck

golden ticket member
The government is spending $2.87 million to find out why the majority of lesbians are obese.
Send me the money and the answer to my study is "they eat too much and move very little !!"
 
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