Reasons a driver would want to go into Management

[Catatonic]

35 degrees and raining - Catch up on that paperwork.

 

[over9five]

You get to hang all day with the sexy OMS girls?

 

[Dizzee]

You get a first edition copy of "The Big Book of Acronyms".

 

[Dizzee]

You get to hang up those cool motivational posters on your cinderblock office walls.

 

[bad company]

Pretty multi-colored polo shirts with an embroidered logo vs the cheap iron-on

 

[rod]

Don't have to worry about 705red wanting to be your friend.

don't have to worry about anyone at UPS being your friend

 

[bad company]

Get to park inside the yard and block the designated employee break area which results in

A: getting to violate yard control procedures at will
B: adding an additional layer of security to avoid the theft of your vehicle from the employee parking lot

 

[bad company]

You get a nice shiny American Express card with an available credit of $0.00

 

[Dizzee]

First pick of the morning donuts.

 

[rod]

After working in management for maybe 2 weeks at the most you can come on Brown Cafe and pretend you are some hard center manager that has been around for years.

 

[Catatonic]

Good responses ... More, More More!!!

Very funny

 

[over9five]

You can spend as much time as you want "training" that cute new preloader!

 

[Catatonic]

You can spend as much time as you want "training" that cute new preloader!

Working on special handling in the back of the PC.

 

[over9five]

Working on special handling in the back of the PC.

...and Hand to surface technique.

 

[Dizzee]

Bragging rights to family, colleages, and neighbors because you "browned up" on Christmas eve and delivered 10 packages.

 

[bad company]

Every day is an 8-hour request

 

[hurricanegunner]

If you do get hurt and don't come to work for 8 months, you still get your full salary.

 

[Dizzee]

Your very own clipboard.

 

[bad company]

You get your own fancy UPS email account [email protected]

 

[Dizzee]

The ability to make complicated medical diagnoses over the phone.