Sayings you never heard before

[LiL"Comet"]

It's hotter than hinges of hell!

Couldn't be happier than a pig eaten *****!




Love this thread I set here and laugh at myself saying these that came from people in my family.

 

[dilligaf]

rougher than a cobblestone street

 

[DownsizedUPS'er]

when someone cuts you off while driving, or fails to stop at a stop sign, or some other stupid driving "sin", ......

smooth move ex-lax. (of cource that is after all the friend-bombs)

 

[Cobra Agent]

Its hotter than a whore in church....

I am happier than a opossum eatin yellow jackets.....(thats pretty darn happy....

 

[LiL"Comet"]

Its hotter than a whore in church....

I am happier than a opossum eatin yellow jackets.....(thats pretty darn happy....

LOL heard that one too!!

 

[dilligaf]

hotter than a two peckered billy-goat.

 

[spuman]

sweatin' like a whore in church w/ a bastard on each knee


all around a pigs ass is pork

and asked whats that good for...its good for colds , moles

sore a$$holes,fits,farts,and freckles

 

[ol'browneye]

close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades

hornier than a 3-horned billygoat

queer as a football bat

funny queer or funny ha-ha?

 

[edd_tv]

the snow was a-hole deep to a ten foot indian

you got my balls in a vise grip? never understood that one

two ways to skin a cat

 

[edd_tv]

and my all time favorite when you ask some one: how are you?


im finer than a frog hair spllit two ways.

 

[drewed]

back when i was knee high to a grasshopper

sweating like a priest in a preschool in july

colder then a witchs tit

dumber then a box of rocks

 

[old brown shoe]

Drier than a popcorn fart
Happier than a dog sharting in tall grass

 

[Big Babooba]

He/she/they has/have more_________ than Carter has little liver pills.

 

[old brown shoe]

When I was a kid and grama would come to see us. My mom would get us all cleaned up and our hair slicked back. She would say we looked slicker than a hound dogs tooth.

 

[DownsizedUPS'er]

in Yiddish-------------- Gay gokkin offin yom.


it traslates to Gp sh^t in the ocean.

 

[DS]

Youve buttered your bread,now lie in it

 

[upsgrunt]

My dad used to say "you could tear up an anvil with a rubber hammer"

My grandparents were from Germany and they would call Vaseline viener schlida.

"Let's put some lipstick on this pig"

 

[Jones]

You'd bitch if they hung you with a new rope.

 

[ol'browneye]

if you can't be good, be good at it!

 

[moreluck]

"He's lower than a snake's belly in a wagon rut."

"Jumpy as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rockers."

"Fish and visitors stink after three days."