Toilet humor

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by TooTechie, Apr 29, 2015.

  1. TooTechie

    TooTechie Geek in Brown

    The worst thing happened yesterday...I was on my afternoon 10 min break and had to use the bathroom in a big office building to make a deposit...something I usually try to hold off on until I get home.
    I had taken the diad and its pouch and set it in the stall on a rail thing next to the toilet.

    After the transaction mid flush I bumped the rail while standing and almost in slow motion saw the pouch heading for the toilet. My cat like reflexes snatched the pouch out of the air mid descent and then it happened...the diad slipped out of the upside-down holster and splash! I instantly grabbed the diad out of the toilet and was mortified. I washed the diad with hot water and soap and then did the same to my hands. I headed downstairs traumatized and gave the diad a purell bath. When I got out to my truck I scrubbed my hands and the diad with clorox wipes...I made up a story to get the OMS to send my diad back to Motorola and they programmed me a new one but the rest of last night I cringed whenever I had to hand someone the diad.

    Talk about a crappy experience...
     
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  2. Wally

    Wally Hailing from Parts Unknown.

    The "number 2" key on the diad has a whole new meaning!
     
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  3. silenze

    silenze Lunch is the best part of the day

    Your diad probably came out of the toilet cleaner
     
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  4. upschuck

    upschuck Avatar bet gone wrong

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  5. bleedinbrown58

    bleedinbrown58 ahhh....the mouth breathers

    I'm still giggling at "gave it a purell bath"
     
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  6. 1BROWNWRENCH

    1BROWNWRENCH Amatuer Malthusian

    Put your DIAD in the microwave on high for about 10 minutes next time.
     
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  7. BSWALKS

    BSWALKS Easily Amused

    On the subject of toilet humor.


     
  8. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    You can't be serious. You made up a story to send it back? OCD much?


    I would of waited til it flushed all the way then dipped it back in the clean toilet water. Shook it off and Went on my way.
     
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  9. clean hairy

    clean hairy Well-Known Member

    I go to the bank to make a deposit.
    Did the toilet give you a receipt for your deposit?
     
  10. Sounds like you had a crappy day.
     
  11. 3 done 3 to go

    3 done 3 to go In control of my own destiny

    Just the same whit. Different day. Just a bigger shovel
     
  12. scooby0048

    scooby0048 This page left intentionally blank

    That's freaking awesome! With my big nubs and buttery fingers, I am amazed that hasn't happened to me yet. Glad everything uhhh worked out for you!
     
  13. Dr.Brown

    Dr.Brown Swollen Member

    that or a bowl of rice...
     
  14. oldngray

    oldngray nowhere special

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  15. Returntosender

    Returntosender Well-Known Member

    Toilets in Japan[​IMG]
     
  16. BSWALKS

    BSWALKS Easily Amused

    UPS toilet.
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  17. oldngray

    oldngray nowhere special

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  18. clean hairy

    clean hairy Well-Known Member

    You mean good to hear it all came out ok in the end?
     
  19. clean hairy

    clean hairy Well-Known Member

    So folks saying funny things about toilets makes those folks commodians?
     
  20. retiredTxfeeder

    retiredTxfeeder cap'n crunch

    The job's not finished till the paperwork is done.