UPS Mad Libs

Discussion in 'Lighten UPS' started by diadlover, Aug 27, 2007.

  1. diadlover

    diadlover New Member

    I don’t know how anyone else here feels, but doing Mad Libs has been a favorite pastime of mine for quite a long time. If you don’t know what Mad Libs are they are stories with missing words that you make up to create a funny or silly story. So I got to thinking why there wasn’t one for UPSers. I searched high and low for weeks only to come up empty. So I decided to write a letter to the publishers of Mad Libs and politely ask them if they would be so kind to publish a Mad Libs edition just for UPSers. I sent my letter off to the publisher’s of Mad Lib’s, Penguin Group Inc. earlier this month and I just received my response. I must say I found their answer less than helpful. See for yourself:


    So as you can see it looks as if any chance of there ever being a Mad Libs edition for UPSers looks very grim. Even though my heart was broken I just couldn’t let it end here. I made my own Mad Libs UPS edition that you can play along with at home or just read my answers. I apologize about some of the doodling and drawings on my papers. It really wasn’t my intention to post any of this, but I figured there might be someone else out there that enjoys Mad Libs as much as I do.



  2. scratch

    scratch Least Best Moderator Staff Member

    I have been wondering what you have been up to, now I know. You are still adding to the "world famous DL art gallery". Still up to your mischievousness, I see. This thread is...........different?:thumbup1:
  3. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member

    Diad....why not use your creativity for something like this...............

    UPS seeks 'out-of-the-box' small businesses
    Monday August 27, 6:07 pm ET

    United Parcel Service is looking for innovative small businesses.
    Businesses with revenue between $250,000 and $10 million in the United States, Canada, Mexico, China, Philippines and Singapore are invited to take part in the package delivery company's UPS Best "Out-of-the-Box" Contest. Participants must submit a 500-word essay explaining why they're original and how they've been successful. Entry deadline in Sept. 1.
    The top prize is $25,000 plus an IBM small business package and inclusion in a UPS publicity campaign. For more:
    Published August 27, 2007 by The Business Journal
  4. 705red

    705red Browncafe Steward

    Diadlover that is hilarous, i have read this twice and i cant stop laughing. Maybe you can write eskew a similiar letter in magenta crayon to!
  5. Cementups

    Cementups Box Monkey

    I am :censored2:ing giggling under my :censored2:ing breath and :censored2:ing crying all at the same :censored2:ing time. that's some :censored2:ing funny **** there
  6. cino321

    cino321 Active Member

    Oh my god this is absolutley amazing you are god.
  7. dillweed

    dillweed Well-Known Member

    Thanks diadlover - Now I can face the moring with a smirk, I mean smile, on my face! Thank goodness for your sense of humor!
  8. jules23

    jules23 Logic? Who needs logic?

    OMG...I can't believe they wrote you back. Thanks for my laugh for the day...very funny and creative. If Jessica Biel knew who you were I'm sure she'd marry you.
  9. brownmonster

    brownmonster Man of Great Wisdom

    You need to have a few children to fill your spare time. We need more abnormal children!
  10. aspenleaf

    aspenleaf New Member

    diadlover you are a riot!
  11. over9five

    over9five Senior Member Staff Member

  12. labels_up

    labels_up Box slinger

    That's hilarious. Maybe I could come up with a hubrat-oriented version....
  13. diadlover

    diadlover New Member

    Wow, diadlover that was so awesome man!!! I don't know how you do it! You're my hero!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Last edited: Aug 28, 2007
  14. cachsux

    cachsux Wah

    Laughing so hard I`m going to call in sick!!!!:rockon:
  15. over9five

    over9five Senior Member Staff Member

    "I totally forgot to post this under my other account"

    You can't. Cheryl canceled it after you and some other poster caused an international incident!
  16. aspenleaf

    aspenleaf New Member

    LOL - I think we should leave this right here so everyone can see how much you do love your diad!
  17. athena

    athena Member

    I also can't believe they wrote you back. You must be really, really, really bored. But, it was very funny.
  18. dragracer66

    dragracer66 Active Member

    Diad...... You are a friggin nut job!!!!! GOOD JOB!!!!
  19. aspenleaf

    aspenleaf New Member

    diad ~ I just wanted to tell you that your thread had me laughing all day at work. What will be next from you? A version of UPS Twister?
    Last edited: Aug 31, 2007
  20. tieguy

    tieguy Banned

    As I read through this I keep hearing the tune from the twilight zone in the back of my head. Creative humor Diad. Very ,f.... creative.