Ways to get fired from ups.

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by Leon Stewart, Nov 23, 2015.

  1. Birdblue

    Birdblue New Member

    What are all the ways one could get fired from ups, if he is a loader and not seasonal? And how will ups go about doing that if he is on the union?
     
  2. Monkey Butt

    Monkey Butt You can call me Chappy Staff Member

    Being too slow is one way.
     
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  3. Big Arrow Down...D

    Big Arrow Down...D Leave the gun,take the cannoli

    Don't call us...we'll call you.
     
  4. RonBurgandy??????????

    RonBurgandy?????????? God is Great, beer is good , People are crazy.

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  5. Number24

    Number24 #24

    Stealing
     
  6. burrheadd

    burrheadd Superstar

    Rubbin one out on the bosses desk
     
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  7. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    Masturbating on the clock is considered stealing time....a friend told me.
     
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  8. clean hairy

    clean hairy Well-Known Member

    Instead of trying to get fired, why not just quit?
     
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  9. Billy Ray

    Billy Ray God, help us all.....

    Boink the center manager's wife.... twice.
     
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  10. Joelbaker

    Joelbaker Member

    If u wrk at my hub literally nothing as long as u act like ur working for a solid 3 hours an average of 3 days a week you should be good. Only people I know about getting fired at my place were ppl who drank too much during their shift, someone caught stealing phones and a loud obnoxious gay guy who didn't do much but walk around and talk to ppl and get 800 a week for it.
     
  11. Whatusay

    Whatusay Member

    Anything
     
  12. Cementups

    Cementups Box Monkey

    If you think you could possibly get fired for it......DON'T DO IT!!!!
     
  13. PASinterference

    PASinterference Yes, I know I'm working late.

    Using your real name on a public forum and then talking a bunch of trash about your center manager.
     
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  14. BSWALKS

    BSWALKS Easily Amused

    The line is usually too long.
     
  15. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

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  16. Orion inc.

    Orion inc. I like turtles

    Is this English ?
     
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  17. No
     
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  18. Pervert.
     
  19. Brown_Star

    Brown_Star Methods Man


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  20. Jackburton

    Jackburton Gone Fish'n

    Ask your Stewart, oh wait.
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