Ways to get fired from ups.

[Kirtus]

Being too slow is one way.

UPS rewards slow people with the easy jobs and screws the fast workers with heavy workload.

 

[clean hairy]

Wait until the end of day to deliver the NDA, and skip afternoon pickups so you can get home early.

 

[clean hairy]

Fill up your personal car from the Company fuel pumps.

 

[McGee]

Simply don't show up for three consecutive days and its over. That is the least self destructive, You don't get arrested, you aren't put in the position of being walked out and having your former coworkers looking at you wondering ...wth... why have it be a big production just go.

 

[Cementups]

Simply don't show up for three consecutive days and its over. That is the least self destructive, You don't get arrested, you aren't put in the position of being walked out and having your former coworkers looking at you wondering ...wth... why have it be a big production just go.

We have a guy who is a chronic no call, no show and still works here. So it doesn't always work.

 

[clean hairy]

Spend your lunch hour to go shopping for home improvement supplies and use your truck to take the home improvement supplies home.

 

[E-racer]

Spend your lunch hour to go shopping for home improvement supplies and use your truck to take the home improvement supplies home.

You can actually get fired for that?

 

[McGee]

We have a guy who is a chronic no call, no show and still works here. So it doesn't always work.

Damn, no kidding?

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

Spend your lunch hour to go shopping for home improvement supplies and use your truck to take the home improvement supplies home.

You can actually get fired for that?

Nope.

 

[clean hairy]

When you take lunch, buy some housepaint and roller.
Paint your truck a different color!

 

[Orion inc.]

Spend your lunch hour to go shopping for home improvement supplies and use your truck to take the home improvement supplies home.

You can actually get fired for that?

Nope.

Actually you can and will if you work outside the BOG. Dave thinks he's untouchable because he's been there almost 30 years in a very small center. And he fluffs his center manager so he can pretty much do anything and not get fired.

The rest of reality would be walked out and done.

 

[newfie]

The line is usually too long.

Not if the wife is a guy..

 

[DOK]

Using your real name on a public forum and then talking a bunch of trash about your center manager.

That's all hearsay it would never stick, coulda been another john smith...

 

[Wally]

What are all the ways one could get fired from ups, if he is a loader and not seasonal? And how will ups go about doing that if he is on the union?

A good way to get fired is to take a package car and go berserk, plowing into everything like it's a demolition derby!

 

[Brown_Star]

Wait until the end of day to deliver the NDA, and skip afternoon pickups so you can get home early.

No no señor ! Follow zee Edd 100% for maximum $$!

 

[Gear]

Fighting, work place violence is frowned upon.

 

[clean hairy]

During warm weather run your route wearing a t-shirt emblazoned with "FEDEX #1!" or "Wish I was working for FedEx"
When delivering small residentials, pretend to be Michael Jordan and see if you can make jump shots from the sidewalk to the front porch.
With letter envelopes, play Frisbee from the sidewalk and see how close you can get it to the front porch.