what was your nastiest experience as a driver?

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by ibleedbrown, Sep 6, 2014.

  1. ibleedbrown

    ibleedbrown Active Member

    mine takes the cake!! had a signature required in a condo, just as i was putting the info notice on door an old guy buzzes me up. i bring it to 5th floor and he comes out with piss covering both legs, it smelled horrific!! i ask him to sign the diad, he takes it out of my hands bends over and signs it on his lap!!! i was in shock!!! i will never, ever and i mean EVER let anyone take the diad from me to sign again!!! luckily the diad wasn't wet and i hope to the big man upstairs i don't develop some kind of rash on my hands LMAO!!!
  2. bleedinbrown58

    bleedinbrown58 mouth breathers...everywhere

    Not that we don't all know what piss smells like...but how do you know it was just urine? lol sorry dude...lesson learned :)
  3. Don Spite

    Don Spite New Member

    Develop a death-grip on the Diad bro. Never let anyone take it out of your hands no matter how much they struggle.
  4. Pooter

    Pooter Active Member

    Sanitizer FTW :D
  5. ZQXC

    ZQXC Guest

    Walked up to a house out in the Kuntry. The twin of honey boo boo's mom was sitting on the front porch with her legs splayed.
    At first I thought she was wearing big ole black lace panties.
    Placing the package on the porch made a thud, and the panties flew off in several different directions.
  6. ibleedbrown

    ibleedbrown Active Member

  7. ManInBrown

    ManInBrown Well-Known Member

    I have a great story about a curmudgeon old lady working at a commercial stop on a route I cover. Just mind boggling what this hag did one day. Problem is, I relayed the story to many drivers in my center as well as my on-car who safety rode me a few weeks after it happened. Afraid it would blow my cover on here.
  8. 9.5er

    9.5er Well-Known Member

    Not long after I started driving I delivered to what I thought was a business stop. Opened the door and there sat two dudes watching gay porn. They must have just started as they were fully dressed. Thank God.
  9. Did you bring them,a box of popcorn?:rofl:
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  10. 30 to life

    30 to life Active Member

    Last Christmas I had a helper who was 6 5 and over 300 pounds. He smelled like sh-t and I had to buckle his seatbelt for him all day.
  11. upschuck

    upschuck Well-Known Member

    They don't like boxes.
  12. Better his seatbelt,than his pants!:1eye:
  13. 30 to life

    30 to life Active Member

    I think he had pajama jeans on
  14. toonertoo

    toonertoo Most Awesome Dog Staff Member

    None in 30 yrs, just the guy who screamed at me a few months back. Shoulda just kicked his ass and been done with it. Naked people, smelly people, drug dealers and large boxes of stuff, yes. Threaten me, only some yahoo who sells pez for a living. Seen it all, seen alot, but threatened by some yahoo who sells pez heads for a living , the worst.
  15. bleedinbrown58

    bleedinbrown58 mouth breathers...everywhere

    Cause he couldn't reach??? Bet he was the best helper ever....lol
  16. 9.5er

    9.5er Well-Known Member

    I think it was a box of tissues.
  17. In my rookie year,I drove in the city. I was on a 4 lane road. stopped at the red light,waiting to make a right hand turn.

    Was watching a pretty woman walk past my truck. as I watched her walk by,I noticed the guy(on my driver side) spanking his monkey!.

    I was laughing so hard,I bumped the horn.

    He got all embarrassed. try to pull his zipper up. got his weiner caught in it.

    He hit the gas and went through the red light.

    Funny as hell!
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  18. 30 to life

    30 to life Active Member

    The helper coordinator should of gotten fired for hiring him
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  19. 30 to life

    30 to life Active Member

    On 376 coming back from the airport in a bad snowstorm a guy that looked like the uni bomber was beside me swerving all over the road I looked down and he was beating it now I am scared for life
  20. It was so long ago,but In my mind. like it happened yesterday!
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