worst smell

[upschuck]

She took a dump! wrapped It in a Pair of her panties And UPSed them to her Ex!...from about 5 states away, in the middle of summer!

I guess that is why we got the box instead of FedEx. If you compare the load of the PC's, FedEx doesn't deliver crap.

 

[1BROWNWRENCH]

On a manure-related note.... Disney chose to shoot some scenes for a movie at my cousin's dairy. He inadvertently fell in the manure pit. "Chips the War Dog"

 

[oldngray]

On a manure-related note.... Disney chose to shoot some scenes for a movie at my cousin's dairy. He inadvertently fell in the manure pit. "Chips the War Dog"

I used to live next to a dairy farm. While I wouldn't want to roll around in the manure it really doesn't smell as bad as many other things. Definitely an "earthy" smell. I though the cow piss everywhere was worse.

 

[1BROWNWRENCH]

Cow manure was the smell of money in my area.

 

[retiredTxfeeder]

Someone wrote earlier about a customer shipping conch shells or whatever you call them through us. We opened up a trailer one morning after it had been baking in the hot Texas sun over the weekend. The smell was horrendous. We isolated the package and put it out away from the building, called the customer to pick it up. Sure enough, it was those sea creatures, still in their shell, shipped ground from Florida. Another time, we got to work on a Monday, again in the summer, and there was a car parked right next to our building. (this building was in an isolated office park, all by itself.) The smell was terrible. Closer inspection it was noted there was a DB inside. Come to find out, a woman was fooling around on her husband. She left for a little midnight rendezvous with her boyfriend. Husband followed them. Shot the guy, killing him. Jerked his wife out of the car and threatened to kill her too, if she went to the police. She went to the cops and all the details came out in the husband's trial. We had an employee at the trial who had to verify he discovered the deceased.

 

[oldngray]

Someone wrote earlier about a customer shipping conch shells or whatever you call them through us. We opened up a trailer one morning after it had been baking in the hot Texas sun over the weekend. The smell was horrendous. We isolated the package and put it out away from the building, called the customer to pick it up. Sure enough, it was those sea creatures, still in their shell, shipped ground from Florida. Another time, we got to work on a Monday, again in the summer, and there was a car parked right next to our building. (this building was in an isolated office park, all by itself.) The smell was terrible. Closer inspection it was noted there was a DB inside. Come to find out, a woman was fooling around on her husband. She left for a little midnight rendezvous with her boyfriend. Husband followed them. Shot the guy, killing him. Jerked his wife out of the car and threatened to kill her too, if she went to the police. She went to the cops and all the details came out in the husband's trial. We had an employee at the trial who had to verify he discovered the deceased.

That reminded me of this:
http://www.ndtv.com/article/world/woman-s-body-sent-by-mail-marked-doll-reports-530884

 

[1BROWNWRENCH]

On a manure-related note.... Disney chose to shoot some scenes for a movie at my cousin's dairy. He inadvertently fell in the manure pit. "Chips the War Dog"

The Director, that is.

 

[Tired Driver]

Pig is bad too, A sharper more acrid stench but it doesn't linger in the air like a rendering plant.

I have obviously never delivered near a pig farm. Depending on the way the wind is blowing, they can be smelled miles away.