Your biggest pain in the butt delivery.

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by coldworld, Oct 23, 2007.

  1. Coldworld

    Coldworld Well-Known Member

    This can be a delivery you use to do or one on your current route. Every route has one of these customers, or delivery stops that just takes forever with 20 hoops to jump through!

    BLACKBOX Life is a Highway...

    Easy.......multiple Lawyers offices....second elevator. These guys always have tons of bankers boxes delivered and tons of boxes to be picked up. If there was ever a case to charge extra for multiple trips!
  3. MR_Vengeance

    MR_Vengeance United Parcel Survivor

    second elevator, books dealer. 4 schools on the route, guess what are they getting everyday??
  4. Informed

    Informed 24 year driver

    Residence is 4 miles off the highway, 7 gates to open and close, the drive is extremely rough and rutted, a pack of dogs in the yard and the woman is an "order queen", nothing better to do than sit at home and order stuff. :mad:
  5. dcdriver

    dcdriver nations capital

    Capital hill all pkgs are xrayed. with multipule ID checks.
  6. over9five

    over9five Senior Member Staff Member

    I had a delivery Monday....... it took 2 1/2 hours EACH WAY....... for 2 pieces..... 2 L A R G E pieces..... I didn't actually lift anything......

    Then when I got back...... I had to do ANOTHER stop! This one was only 1 hour each way...... and just one large piece.....

    It was a grueling day!
  7. helenofcalifornia

    helenofcalifornia Well-Known Member

  8. toonertoo

    toonertoo Most Awesome Dog Staff Member

    AHHH Geez, talk about a tough day..................

    Mine is miniscule. compared to such back breaking work.
    But at first I thought she was just strange, youll have that.
    Then I thought she was a b****, and Im right on that one.
    Then I thought she was just blind.
    And shes not, well the other personality she shares is.
    She gets basic every day, almost always basic. But she has got to requiring a sig. Because she wants me to wait, FOREVER.
    FIRST SHE YELLS, "ILL BE RIGHT THERE" then I hear commotion.
    (Today I found out she is schizoprenic.)
    She has to get her husky on a leash, it has to greet me first. Then she has to move the weights she has in front of the door, then she has three deadbolts and two key locks. By the time she opens the door, shes out of breath, and Im falling asleep. But I have been told to wait, as she complained. Then she wants to tell me how bad her day is, and how bad her neighborhood is, and to thank me for waiting...............................I hate that stop worse than a bow flex. And its every darn day.....................Im being tested.
  9. Cementups

    Cementups Box Monkey

    State government offices, plain and simple.
  10. Coldworld

    Coldworld Well-Known Member

    so with all of the xrays and security, how many stops do they give you daily
    ? Do you deliver to the whitee house...that must take an hour by itself!
  11. kuff

    kuff New Member

    When a customer gets multiple cod's and they dont take them until the 3rd day.:scared:
  12. Big Babooba

    Big Babooba Well-Known Member

    Any major construction site sucks if you have a signature required pkg. A signed delivery notice won't cut it and one subcontractor won't sign for another's pkg. I once had a power plant being built on my route that got a lot of Next Day pkgs. One contractor required that all pkgs were to be signed for by their employees and not be left with anybody else or at their trailer. Of course, they were the people building the smoke stack. One day they were all at the top and couldn't come down. They sent down the lift and i got in with with the pkg. At the top, the foreman said, "Boy, you guys do go anywhere!". I was 240 feet up and the view was great. I'm glad that heights don't bother me.
  13. wolfman

    wolfman New Member

    does that qualify as "safe work methods"? lol definitely beyond the call of duty!
  14. Pollocknbrown

    Pollocknbrown Member

    Ha ha glad for you aren't afraid of heights, i would have been freaking the hell out up there.:blushing:
  15. Covemastah

    Covemastah Suspension Ovah !!! Tom is free FU Goodell !!

    they wont let us feeder drivers cry here lol
  16. over9five

    over9five Senior Member Staff Member

    "they wont let us feeder drivers cry here "

    They just don't understand the stress involved, the mental torture, the unrelenting taskmasters in feeders.....

    <sigh> No sympathy at all!
  17. helenofcalifornia

    helenofcalifornia Well-Known Member

    The stress of seeing your butt get bigger and bigger from all that sitting and no delivering anymore! Poor, poor feeder drivers. (Don't let me kid you, most of you earned it by going through package)
  18. Overpaid Union Thug

    Overpaid Union Thug Eva Mendez Has A Nice (_!_)

    Bowflex! Especially when it's one of the later stops and you have to work around the 4-8 large and heavy peices through out the day until you get to that stop or when it's practical to break off and go ahead and deliver it.
  19. scratch

    scratch Least Best Moderator Staff Member

    Mine would be delivering an EAM to a nearby Army base. I have to save it for last because it takes so long. First, pull into a separate truck entrance and wait for my turn at a Guard Gate. Then, show my driver's license and work ID. Next, open the hood and rear door while a guard looks under the P500 for bombs with a large mirror. At this point, I get a Vender's Pass and I am free to go. This base doesn't use street addresses, everything is a building number. "Building 158" is hard to find, so I stop and ask a MP where it is. She doesn't know either, so she hops in a car and I follow. "158" turns out to be a room over "157" that a cellular contractor is working out of. Finally, after about 45 minutes, I get out of the Main Gate. Now I hand this stop off to a less senior driver.:wink:
  20. longlunchguy

    longlunchguy Runnin on Empty

    Lady gets a ton of Broder Brothers deliveries. All COD , and she used to work in our building. She loves to talk, always bitching about how the company and our center manager did her wrong, and she can't seem to write checks an talk at the same time. Fifteen minutes every time. Lucky for me, she's absolutely smokin hot:thumbup1: