12 Days of UPS Xmas

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On the first day of Christmas
my on car supe gave to me:
one little helper only 4ft 3

On the second day of Christmas
my on car supe gave to me:
2 driver follow ups
and one little helper only 4ft 3

On the third day of Christmas
my on car supe gave to me:
3 French Fries
2 driver follow ups
and one little helper only 4ft 3

On the fourth day of Christmas
my on car supe gave to me:
4 Piss bottles
3 French Fries
2 driver follow ups
and one little helper only 4ft 3

On the fifth day of Christmas
my on car supe gave to me:
5 Rules of backing
4 Rotten piss bottles
3 French Fries
2 driver follow ups
and one little helper only 4ft 3

On the sixth day of Christmas
my on car supe gave to me:
6 Warning letters
5 Rules of backing
4 Rotten piss bottles
3 French Fries
2 driver follow ups
and one little helper only 4 foot 3

On the seventh day of Christmas
my on car supe gave to me:
7 bitching loaders
6 Warning letters
5 Rules of backing
4 Rotten piss bottles
3 French Fries
2 driver follow ups
and one little helper only 4 foot 3

On the eighth day of Christmas
my on car supe gave to me:
8 Cut routes
7 bitching loaders
6 Warning letters
5 Rules of backing
4 Rotten piss bottles
3 French Fries
2 driver follow ups
and one little helper only 4 foot 3

On the ninth day of Christmas
my on car supe gave to me:
9 Broken promises
8 Cut routes
7 Bitching loaders
6 Warning letters
5 Rules of backing
4 Rotten piss bottles
3 French Fries
2 Driver follow ups
and one little helper only 4 foot 3

On the tenth day of Christmas
my on car supe gave to me:
10 Extra stops
9 Broken promises
8 Cut routes
7 Bitching loaders
6 Warning letters
5 Rules of backing
4 Rotten piss bottles
3 French Fries
2 Driver follow ups
and one little helper only 4 foot 3

On the eleventh day of Christmas
my on car supe gave to me:
11 Over 70s
10 Extra stops
9 Broken promises
8 Cut routes
7 Bitching loaders
6 Warning letters
5 Rules of backing
4 Rotten piss bottles
3 French Fries
2 Driver follow ups
and one little helper only 4 foot 3

On the first day of Christmas
my on car supe gave to me:
12 hour days
11 Over 70s
10 Extra stops
9 Broken promises
8 Cut routes
7 Bitching loaders
6 Warning letters
5 Rules of backing
4 Rotten piss bottles
3 French Fries
2 Driver follow ups
and one little helper only 4 foot 3
 

sailfish

Master of Karate and Friendship for Everyone
Reminds me of the UPS carols me and this other driver used to make up back when we were unloading trailers together right before peak really set in:

In the snow, wheels are spinnin'
Back at base, C M's bitchin'
A twelve-hour night
We're stuck in the ice
United Parcel Service wonderland
 
On the first day of Christmas
my on car supe gave to me:
one little helper only 4ft 3

On the second day of Christmas
my on car supe gave to me:
2 driver follow ups
and one little helper only 4ft 3

On the third day of Christmas
my on car supe gave to me:
3 French Fries
2 driver follow ups
and one little helper only 4ft 3

On the fourth day of Christmas
my on car supe gave to me:
4 Piss bottles
3 French Fries
2 driver follow ups
and one little helper only 4ft 3

On the fifth day of Christmas
my on car supe gave to me:
5 Rules of backing
4 Rotten piss bottles
3 French Fries
2 driver follow ups
and one little helper only 4ft 3

On the sixth day of Christmas
my on car supe gave to me:
6 Warning letters
5 Rules of backing
4 Rotten piss bottles
3 French Fries
2 driver follow ups
and one little helper only 4 foot 3

On the seventh day of Christmas
my on car supe gave to me:
7 bitching loaders
6 Warning letters
5 Rules of backing
4 Rotten piss bottles
3 French Fries
2 driver follow ups
and one little helper only 4 foot 3

On the eighth day of Christmas
my on car supe gave to me:
8 Cut routes
7 bitching loaders
6 Warning letters
5 Rules of backing
4 Rotten piss bottles
3 French Fries
2 driver follow ups
and one little helper only 4 foot 3

On the ninth day of Christmas
my on car supe gave to me:
9 Broken promises
8 Cut routes
7 Bitching loaders
6 Warning letters
5 Rules of backing
4 Rotten piss bottles
3 French Fries
2 Driver follow ups
and one little helper only 4 foot 3

On the tenth day of Christmas
my on car supe gave to me:
10 Extra stops
9 Broken promises
8 Cut routes
7 Bitching loaders
6 Warning letters
5 Rules of backing
4 Rotten piss bottles
3 French Fries
2 Driver follow ups
and one little helper only 4 foot 3

On the eleventh day of Christmas
my on car supe gave to me:
11 Over 70s
10 Extra stops
9 Broken promises
8 Cut routes
7 Bitching loaders
6 Warning letters
5 Rules of backing
4 Rotten piss bottles
3 French Fries
2 Driver follow ups
and one little helper only 4 foot 3

On the first day of Christmas
my on car supe gave to me:
12 hour days
11 Over 70s
10 Extra stops
9 Broken promises
8 Cut routes
7 Bitching loaders
6 Warning letters
5 Rules of backing
4 Rotten piss bottles
3 French Fries
2 Driver follow ups
and one little helper only 4 foot 3
Oh great. Another newbie thread.....
 
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