Stop blathering about your meager

ing tax dollar contribution.
You'd swear you were Lance Bass, with his tax burden, and you were supporting a small city with your withholdings alone, instead of like the white Antoine Dodson, paying out barely enough for a few snickers bars and MRE or two to eat each week, for a single special soldier, while you scream at the top of your lungs - hide yo kids, hide yo wife, hide yo check, the Gov't is coming for yo checks!!! Lie about yo hours, bitches! Lie about yo hours!
Get real.