El Correcto
god is dead
He says he lived single his entire life. He said his family always 'joked' about him being gay because he never got P*.
A whale he knew in high school tricked him into marrying her and now he's had to get a job to pay off her debt.
He moved to a third world country for a while because she shoved ice cream in his face all the time and he is diabetic with no self control and might have died if he stayed there. But he ran out of money.
It's a really sad story actually.