LarryBird
Well-Known Member
I forgot to add that I would then have given you my 'stuff', and told you, "you should've just asked, it would have been so much easier and less painful for you". Because I'm a nice guy like that, and I'd give anyone the shirt off my back.That would be quite the opposite.
The scenario you see playing out in your head wouldn't go down like dat.
I'd take your rock, bash it off the side of my own head until it bled, while laughing intermittently and screaming "this is how we do it in America"! and "this how we do it in my neighborhood"!
Then I'd drop that rock, and the real fun would begin. I'd beat the ing snot out of your skinny conservative Tucker Carlson wannabe ass, and pummel you until you begged to go down on Hillary Clinton, but that would be just the start.
I'd drag you kicking and screaming up and down the street introducing you to my friends and neighbors, and let them take a shot at you, probably kick you a few times myself, for good measure.
Then I'd put you on a bus to the projects with a special sign around your neck, that told all my black brothers there about your deeply held beliefs and strong convictions - I'm sure they'd take you in and tend to your wounds - they're a very nurturing population in the hood, especially toward a young conservative gay man. They'd take care of you nice.
You ing pusillanimous-fa**ot.
(That is not a slur, it is an inside joke, albeit one that you are not in on - rest assured I'm not homophobic. In fact, I initially signed up here to verbally bitch slap @TheBrownFlush for his gay slurs and homophobia, then I stuck around to up and run game.)
I'd put my stuff below the bus in the storage compartment, so that you could grab it when you got off in the projects. Perhaps you could barter some of it to save your skinny ass a 2cd beating.