Admit It. We’ve All Wanted To Do This

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by Overpaid Union Thug, Dec 26, 2019.

  1. Overpaid Union Thug

    Overpaid Union Thug Well-Known Member

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  2. OrioN

    OrioN double tap o da horn dooshbag

    Only to the a whole customers that I rather put on Will Call (oh wait I'm at FXG)
     
  3. Overpaid Union Thug

    Overpaid Union Thug Well-Known Member

    I tend to imagine myself running over 65 pounds of dog food instead of delivering it.
     
  4. Wally

    Wally BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns

  5. Overpaid Union Thug

    Overpaid Union Thug Well-Known Member

    SUUUUUURE you didn’t. :yes:
     
  6. born2Bwild

    born2Bwild Active Member

    Nop not me, never though, desired to do that these packages that I delivered paid my bills
     
  7. Wally

    Wally BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns

    Never did. No different than stealing.

    Some dogs yes.
     
  8. plsdeez

    plsdeez Member

    people that have stairs leading up to the front door ordering furniture (mountain resi/apartments) they know damn well what they're doing.
     
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  9. KoennenTiger

    KoennenTiger Active Member

    Some of those places have locker systems now on my route. I just leave their 140 pound furniture or mattress or bed frame in the locker room. Sometimes they call in a complaint or they my choice it to their front door. Yeah right buddy. Have fun hauling this up two flights of stairs.
     
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  10. Rack em

    Rack em First to worst!

    I do the same thing. Anything over 60 pounds going up a flight of stairs (house or apartment) gets left at the bottom of the stairs. I'm not destroying my body because you want to order furniture! I deliver to some high end apartments and there is no elevator. I get a bed every other day for this place and always leave it right inside the secured door and then leave an info notice on their door. These people can kiss my brown ass.
     
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  11. myback

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  12. myback

    myback Member

    That’s right, your package has been delivered and to your locker, have fun with that chowder head.
     
  13. GenericUsername

    GenericUsername Active Member

    I've never once wanted to run over a package. Shove it out of the backdoor in front of the garage door and drive off, sure. Maybe even throw it up to a 3rd floor balcony instead of taking the stairs... But never run it over.
     
  14. Rack em

    Rack em First to worst!

    You must be new.
     
  15. Almost done

    Almost done We're all done

    Missed "damaged"
    Sorry about the boot marks
     
  16. GenericUsername

    GenericUsername Active Member

    Been around long enough.
     
  17. rod

    rod #1 on Upstates "list"

    I always wondered how come damn near every package I delivered had a boot print on it.
     
  18. Air Recovery

    Air Recovery Active Member

    Run it over, no. Close my bulkhead door and the backdoor to make sure no one can see me and have a wwe match with a semi-heavy irreg and toss it around violently like a ragdoll for blocking my walkway thru my PC all day? Yep
     
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  19. eats packages

    eats packages I have depth perception issues

    We're more of a type that would run over most of management before a very important customer item.
     
  20. Heavy Package

    Heavy Package Well-Known Member

    I never wanted to damage someone else's stuff. What I have cursed out when I get back to the truck is the actual customer when they are an A-Hole or order the big stuff up a 3rd floor apartment or huge driveway with no turn around. Lastly, I can't stand when they see you struggle with their items while they wait by their door or garage and don't lift a finger or say 'Thank You'. People really are weirdos and society as a whole is going to hell.
     
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