Anyone having secret Office Space like meetings today?

[Popeye]

The topic is too secret to be communicated by email. Everyone was invited to top secret meetings today. There is an outside company that will be doing interviews with upsers to us to determine how we can be more efficient. I wonder if Abney just watched Office Space. You gotta admit he looks a lot like Bill Lumberg. Things should get interesting! Anyone else notice that spell check changes UPSers to UPSET? ROTFLMAO!

 

[TearsInRain]

transformation 2.0 electric boogaloo here we go baby rip all the boomers on the verge of retirement

 

[FrigidFTSup]

Everything from sorts to on road is going automated Aug 1 of next year.


You heard it here first

 

[cosmo1]

Everything from sorts to on road is going automated Aug 1 of next year.


You heard it here first

Have you updated your resume?

 

[FrigidFTSup]

Have you updated your resume?

Update it every 6 months just in case something interesting comes along.

 

[Dragon]

Have you updated your resume?

We are going to Amazon...we are being assimilated!

 

[burrheadd]

Everything from sorts to on road is going automated Aug 1 of next year.


You heard it here first

About time

 

[1989]

We are going to Amazon...we are being assimilated!

You're too late.... Amazon already has all our best talent.

 

[Catatonic]

Update it every 6 months just in case something interesting comes along.

You should!
Can you even imagine working in a workplace with civility and intelligent people?
It took me a couple of years when I got assigned to Corporate to adjust.

 

[trickpony1]

It took me a couple of years when I got assigned to Corporate to adjust.

I bet it was tough getting accustomed to the "two martini" lunch and watching NASCAR and the Atlanta Falcons from the corporate sky suites.

 

[Catatonic]

I bet it was tough getting accustomed to the "two martini" lunch and watching NASCAR and the Atlanta Falcons from the corporate sky suites.

Funny.
First place, I rarely drink and never around UPSers ... I had too many secrets to keep.
Alcoholic drug use occurred after work hours as far as I know.
I was way too far down the ladder to get many freebies but when I did, I let one of the people that reported to me go instead.
I stayed away from UPSers every chance I got.
I did not associated with UPSers except for work.
Never went to the bosses house, Christmas parties, etc.
Probably kept me from getting promoted but once I was at center manager level, I never wanted to get promoted any higher.

 

[FrigidFTSup]

You should!
Can you even imagine working in a workplace with civility and intelligent people?
It took me a couple of years when I got assigned to Corporate to adjust.

The future could be all brown or it could be something completely different. Just want to be ready

 

[upschuck]

I stayed away from UPSers every chance I got.
I did not associated with UPSers except for work.

Really?

 

[Catatonic]

Really?

Really.
I didn't come on here much until I turned 55 and was safe.

 

[oldngray]

Really.
I didn't come on here much until I turned 55 and was safe.

Aren't you still on double secret probation?

 

[Catatonic]

Aren't you still on double secret probation?

By Cheryl ... Yes!
Sorry assed Big Ape talked her into it.

 

[upschuck]

Really.
I didn't come on here much until I turned 55 and was safe.

Gotcha

 

[Dragon]

You're too late.... Amazon already has all our best talent.

and why did they get it....we all know the answer

 

[1989]

and why did they get it....we all know the answer

Jeff complained many, many times about us not waiting for him to answer the door. So starts his many contacts with management.

 

[J92]

The topic is too secret to be communicated by email. Everyone was invited to top secret meetings today. There is an outside company that will be doing interviews with upsers to us to determine how we can be more efficient. I wonder if Abney just watched Office Space. You gotta admit he looks a lot like Bill Lumberg. Things should get interesting! Anyone else notice that spell check changes UPSers to UPSET? ROTFLMAO!

You have to know the right people to be in the secret meeting. Resume is always prepped.